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"While you are down there would you mind rubbing this cream on that rash"

S Yarmouth MA
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No... the Cardinals are! ;-)

Visalia CA
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"Are the Red Sox winning?"

S Yarmouth MA
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"The voices in my head want their turns...."

Allison Park PA
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Oh man, I was supposed to call my mother a half hour ago.

San Antonio TX
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"Thanks...I sooo needed this...I am so stressed about my ex, the psychotic serial killer escaping prison,,,wait,,,did you hear glass breaking?"

Allison Park PA
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Shit, that sounds like my ol mans bike coming down the street. He never comes home this early unless he's having a bad day.

Mercersburg PA
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Hey Honey, Lets Try Anal Sex And See If You Like It As Much As Your Sister Does....

Wallingford CT
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"Your brother was right...you are pretty good...."

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this is better than the sex in prison

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