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Yanno

There's something else up in there besides my COCK!!

San Antonio TX
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"Would you mind wearing this picture of my favorite porn star on your face?"

Allison Park PA
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How old is your daughter?

(I used to play with much older women when I was in my late 20s)

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You sure do got a purdy mouth

S Yarmouth MA
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"Hey Mommy....can you come in here, and see if I am doing this right?!"

Allison Park PA
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"That was easy"

Visalia CA
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Your sister sucks dick better than you, are you sure you're related?

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wish you had a rocking body

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You can leave the money on the dresser, or I take Visa, Mastercard, or Amex.

(this happened to a co-worker at a meeting in Las Vegas... he thought this hot babe was really into him. Picture this... he looks like Wilford Brimley and she resembled Pamela Anderson)

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"Wait until the guys back at the Mother Ship hear about this!!!"

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TOPIC: Things NOT to say while having sex
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