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Your teeth are like stars: they come out at night...

I think my husband just came home!

Hey son, you're out of TP, again!

Spring TX
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Honey, I think the carnie followed us home from the fair :/

Augusta NJ
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"When was the last time you...."?

• Showered • Brushed your teeth • Saw a dentist • Saw an OBGYN • Cleaned your effin' house • Ate something that wasn't fried • Went outside in the sunshine • Had interaction with another human

Windermere FL
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Damn, it wasn't green the last time I got this close to it!

San Antonio TX
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STOP!! You don't wanna lick THAT!

Allenwood PA
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Why must you make such strange squeaking noises?

(It was very hard for me NOT to ask that question once).

Windermere FL
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"This is better than when the Aliens abducted me, and probed my....."

Allison Park PA
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Ewwwwwww, what's that smell?

San Antonio TX
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"You want some of the penis" (was said to me, true story!)

Allenwood PA
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"oh shit...the Thorazine is wearing off...

...and the evil one is cumming..."

Gibsonia PA
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