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You can leave the money on the dresser, or I take Visa, Mastercard, or Amex.

(this happened to a co-worker at a meeting in Las Vegas... he thought this hot babe was really into him. Picture this... he looks like Wilford Brimley and she resembled Pamela Anderson)

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"Wait until the guys back at the Mother Ship hear about this!!!"

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It's like a penis... only smaller!

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IHOP.....Yum Yum

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wow!

"Can we finish this up? I'd rather be at IHOP"

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She: Gawd, if only my husbands cock was half the size of yours!!

Me: Gulp!!

Deanna: Oh no, she didn't just say that!!

Him: Total Silence with a (kill that bitch) flame thrower, death stare locked onto her.

Oh yes, he was right there on the bed with us..

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That wasn't my finger, I lost my chapstick...

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"I love you." Said to me, probably accidently, by a swing partner. I just ignored it.

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In college a girl said, "I want to have your baby." I paused to put on a second condom.

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Let me take this time first to invite you to our church tomorrow...

(this sort of happened to us with a couple after we had sex with them...they talked about their church and kids)

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