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TOPIC: Things NOT to say while having sex
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"Hello Clarice."

-A very effective buzzkill, whether delivered when she walks through your door...or at 3 am, when she opens her eyes to find you staring at her, bright eyed, but best when delivered at the very moment when a man falls to one knee and peels a woman's panties from her body. The last example works best when prefaced with a "Why" and closed with an exclamation point.

So, that's what I got for you - off the cuff. Given more time, I'm sure I could come up with something more creative.

BT

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He wasn't that good really

Ronkonkoma NY
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My brother was waaaay better

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Your brother was way better

Ronkonkoma NY
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it's pee

Manville NJ
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No, I won't pee on you.

Lyons NY
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You should have told me you didn't swallow

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Did you shower at all

Ronkonkoma NY
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Can I turn on the television?

Lyons NY
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Im only here for the beer

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