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"I can't see the tv!"
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Mcallen TX |
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I'm sorry if my last posting was a little too creepy...
Wife-Honey, what.should the postman for Christmas? Husband-fuck the postman, give him a buck. Wife-So you want me to fuck the postman for a buck? Ok honey, anything for you! |
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Tempe AZ |
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"Are you going to move, or do I have to check for a pulse?"
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Allison Park PA |
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"I think you meet all of the qualifications to become the next Pope."
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Hunt Valley MD |
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well silvervette there is always the tunnel tours at Mammoth cave...I remember one that even as a kid it was hard to shimmy through it was such a tight fit.
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Louisville KY |
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KnB, I named a kitty Chloe because it was a favorite perfume, someone I slept with when I was in the army wore it 30 years ago.
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Tempe AZ |
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LOL, I know, heheheheheehehehehe
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Burleson TX |
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Wolf, that almost isn't funny...dude I was dating forever ago gave me some really nice cologne I had never heard of at the time. When I asked him what made him think of that particular cologne for me, he answered, "my ex wife used to wear it and I thought it would smell good on you" Funny thing about it: WAAAAYYYY later, I liked it {long after I got rid of him} and it became one of my signature fragrances that my friends associated with me.
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Mcallen TX |
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Honey badger don't give a shit!
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Hunt Valley MD |
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You remind me of my ex-wife....
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Burleson TX |
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