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"You want some of the penis" (was said to me, true story!)

Montgomery PA
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"oh shit...the Thorazine is wearing off...

...and the evil one is cumming..."

Gibsonia PA
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"oh shit...the alcohol is wearing off"

Allison Park PA
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Haha Jen

Your mother is on the phone

Augusta NJ
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Pull my finger

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"Oh Shit....the Viagra is wearing off..."

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I remember when I used to be a guy...

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TX_Southern_Cpl

I actually said that once. After a bit I said

Me: "Wait a second - is it Diane, or Diana?" Her: (laughs) "It doesn't matter"

seriously. It was great.

Windermere FL
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"Oh no! Have I been sleepwalking again?! Damn Ambien!"

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I don't know what it is but the smell is burning my eyes!

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