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Hot damn, baby, this is better than a handful o' lard.

Gibsonia PA
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OMG! It's stuck!

Allison Park PA
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Wanna play with my pet hamster?

San Antonio TX
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You're good enough to do this for a living!

I'm really surprised how these used condoms hold up!

Don't squirm, you'll spill my beer.

Sylva NC
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Gee, you really should floss.

San Antonio TX
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But everybody looks funny naked! On second thought, let's turn off the lights. They're not cracker crumbs, it's just a rash

Sylva NC
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"ARE THOSE TEETH I FEEL DOWN THERE!!!!"

Allison Park PA
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Your teeth are like stars: they come out at night...

I think my husband just came home!

Hey son, you're out of TP, again!

Spring TX
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Honey, I think the carnie followed us home from the fair :/

Augusta NJ
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"When was the last time you...."?

• Showered • Brushed your teeth • Saw a dentist • Saw an OBGYN • Cleaned your effin' house • Ate something that wasn't fried • Went outside in the sunshine • Had interaction with another human

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