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TOPIC: Things_NOT_to_say_while_having_sex
Created by: jagdtype1969
Original Starting post for this thread:
We've all heard somebody do it. Most of us have accidently done it atleast once. Hell, I've enjoyed doing it more than a few times.

Let's list the things that shouldn't be said during sex.

I'll start with...

You sister's gag reflex isn't this bad.

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would you like me to take my teeth out 2 do that .

Blue Bell PA
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PLEASE tell you dog to stop sniffing my asshole!!!!

Pennsauken NJ
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So how long have you been raising your own fish and making your own cheese?

BT

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When did you bathe last

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Is it OK if my teenage daughter watches? I'm trying to teach her safe sex!

Tempe AZ
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hellooooo.... {helloooo....hellooo, hellooooo}

Mcallen TX
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What have you been fucking, an elephant?

Lyons NY
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Damn, SA! You stole my line!

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Kibbs why so much butter?

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So, the doctor says the Staples can't come out until next week

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