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TOPIC: Things NOT to say while having sex
Created by: jagdtype1969
Original Starting post for this thread:
We've all heard somebody do it. Most of us have accidently done it atleast once. Hell, I've enjoyed doing it more than a few times.

Let's list the things that shouldn't be said during sex.

I'll start with...

You sister's gag reflex isn't this bad.

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... that's not a crotch!

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your crotch smells like BO

Woodbury NJ
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If you can't feel it, then that is YOUR problem, not mine.

lol

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Is it suppose to smell like that....

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Coco, i thought that last bit was #6. Lol

OT: can you even GET that thing hard?!?

I am NOT doing CPR!

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1. Get off me. I'll do it myself

2. On second thought, lets turn the lights back off

3. No! You're too fat to be on top

4. What's your name again

5. Perhaps you're just out of practice

I think that is enough for now.

Manor DE
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Ouch ..... LMSLAO ...... that is a good one.

Delmar MD
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I have a penis cover for you that will make you wider & longer

Woodbury NJ
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"Is it In?"

Memphis TN
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Well, it wasn't exactly terrible

Oh, wait, that was *after*, not *during*....carry on!

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TOPIC: Things NOT to say while having sex