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TOPIC: Things_NOT_to_say_while_having_sex
Created by: jagdtype1969
Original Starting post for this thread:
We've all heard somebody do it. Most of us have accidently done it atleast once. Hell, I've enjoyed doing it more than a few times.

Let's list the things that shouldn't be said during sex.

I'll start with...

You sister's gag reflex isn't this bad.

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Why does you breath smell like fried clams

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Wow, your body is as hot as my Mom's!

Rialto CA
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Woah..I don't know what was in that load..are sure you're not chewing tobacco?

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Damn Girl, you weren't worth the $10 ...

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Is that a blue waffle?

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How long have you made your own cheese? Blue??

BT

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The doctor says that one week of antibiotics should clear that and the rash up.

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Is that a toe nail fungus ?

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What do you mean you're in 'transistion'?

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Did you cum yet

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TOPIC: Things NOT to say while having sex
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