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TOPIC: Things NOT to say while having sex
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"Uhm, that's not a zit....I been meaning to talk to you...."

Mcallen TX
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Want me to pop this zit for you?

Winter Garden FL
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Can you hand me the remote?

Anchorage AK
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"You're squishin' my cigarettes!"

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Really that's all you got?

Columbus OH
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"Beige. I think we should paint the ceiling beige."

Mcallen TX
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Is it in yet?

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this one actually happened to Mr when we were fooling around w. another couple in a hotel room:

Her; "I have to have it pitch black." Mr. Sexus: "okay" Turns off all the lights. He is beside her and starts running his hands over her and she stops him. Her: "No, no, I don't want you to touch me." Mr. (thinking, but not saying, WTF?) Her: "I just want to get myself off and have you watch." Mr. (thinking, but not saying, WTF? How am I supposed to do that in pitch dark?)

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Is my hour up yet?

Amherst Canada
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WAIT! NOW I know where I remember you from: you were on the Post Office's "Most Wanted" list, right?

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