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TOPIC: Things_NOT_to_say_while_having_sex
Created by: jagdtype1969
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We've all heard somebody do it. Most of us have accidently done it atleast once. Hell, I've enjoyed doing it more than a few times.

Let's list the things that shouldn't be said during sex.

I'll start with...

You sister's gag reflex isn't this bad.

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Is that shit I smell!

New Castle DE
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Would you like to take a break so I can get your nail file and change the angle of the TV a bit?

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I have to fart

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It will only hurt a little

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IT'S OK I BROUGHT DUCT TAPE

Mcallen TX
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Hey! You're not KellyJean!!

Fort Worth TX
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You thought I would WHAT ? you first !!

Clemmons NC
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Laugh at the batteries dying if you want, once I just about had Jada off with her rabbit vibe and then...yeah. Its all good, I finished with my tongue.

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Five seconds of licking pussy gets you a five second blow job--actual Tink quote :)

Fort Worth TX
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"Really,..its not you, it's me.........ok, it's really you."

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