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TOPIC: Things NOT to say while having sex
Created by: jagdtype1969
Original Starting post for this thread:
We've all heard somebody do it. Most of us have accidently done it atleast once. Hell, I've enjoyed doing it more than a few times.

Let's list the things that shouldn't be said during sex.

I'll start with...

You sister's gag reflex isn't this bad.

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You want me to put my dildo WHERE????? <grin>

Fort Worth TX
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(Grabs dildo) oh never mind, this is already hard

Kernersville NC
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You're done already?

Princeton NJ
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Sheesh, you just gonna LAY there????

Fort Worth TX
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Is that all you got honey

Ronkonkoma NY
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"I wouldn't call you fat . . . . "

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I think that mole just MOVED!!

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Sorry - I had burritos for lunch.

Windermere FL
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Just look at the rack on that blonde over there!!

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You have crotch cricket's

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TOPIC: Things NOT to say while having sex