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TOPIC: Things NOT to say while having sex
Created by: jagdtype1969
Original Starting post for this thread:
We've all heard somebody do it. Most of us have accidently done it atleast once. Hell, I've enjoyed doing it more than a few times.

Let's list the things that shouldn't be said during sex.

I'll start with...

You sister's gag reflex isn't this bad.

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I was really hoping for butt sex tonight. If you're not up for it, do you think your husband is?

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There's a sex position called "The midnight Cowboy."

You have sex, missionary style. You passionately call out another woman's name. If you can't stay on for another 8 seconds, no score.

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Calling her the wrong name.lol


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Go ahead and get ready I will be with you as soon as I tie this board on my ass so I don't fall in.

Mohnton PA
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Let me go get my vibrator, I'd like to get off at least once tonight.

San Antonio TX
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Is that a WART?!?

West Branch MI
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How did you get herpes in your eye?

West Branch MI
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OOPS forgot my valtrex............

Somerdale NJ
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Oops! Wrong hole, sorry.

Princeton NJ
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That looks like a penis, only . . . Miniature!

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TOPIC: Things NOT to say while having sex