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TOPIC: Things_NOT_to_say_while_having_sex
Created by: jagdtype1969
Original Starting post for this thread:
We've all heard somebody do it. Most of us have accidently done it atleast once. Hell, I've enjoyed doing it more than a few times.

Let's list the things that shouldn't be said during sex.

I'll start with...

You sister's gag reflex isn't this bad.

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Does my cock make your ass look big?

Rialto CA
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Is that as big as it gets?

Dallas GA
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Do you have ketchup?

Rialto CA
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hey, what do you say we go have a snack right now? (accompanied by sharp raps on the shoulder)

Bridgewater NJ
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....well, THAT didn't go exactly as planned

Mcallen TX
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Damn Carol, you're so hot and wet....I mean Cathy....I mean Kimberly...mmm Kelley. I'm sorry, I meant Kelsey.... Oh that's right. your name is Paula.

Seguin TX
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Was that a queef or a fart??

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close your legs you smell like Tiggr lobster bait

Ronkonkoma NY
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From this view, a Stairmaster would do you some good.

Charles Town WV
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When did THAT break???

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