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TOPIC: Things_NOT_to_say_while_having_sex
Created by: jagdtype1969
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We've all heard somebody do it. Most of us have accidently done it atleast once. Hell, I've enjoyed doing it more than a few times.

Let's list the things that shouldn't be said during sex.

I'll start with...

You sister's gag reflex isn't this bad.

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That....ALMOST...never happens!

Dalton GA
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Damn,I didn't realize that was going to come out wet.

Little Egg Harbor NJ
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If this doesn't make you pass out from the pain, I'm doing it wrong. Shall we begin?

San Antonio TX
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Oops... missed.

South Beloit IL
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Oh...The Temple of Doom...Could you pass me my fedora and bullwhip please?

BT

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You knew damn well that was the wrong hole!!

Cortez CO
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Might wanna tie a rope to your ankle before you go down there

Mcallen TX
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Close your legs its attaching the cats

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I'm sorry about the fishy smell?

Dallas GA
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Do you mind if I place this pillow over your face?

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