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TOPIC: Things NOT to say while having sex
Created by: jagdtype1969
Original Starting post for this thread:
We've all heard somebody do it. Most of us have accidently done it atleast once. Hell, I've enjoyed doing it more than a few times.

Let's list the things that shouldn't be said during sex.

I'll start with...

You sister's gag reflex isn't this bad.

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test was posotive

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Do you think it really matters?

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.... what thread is this, again.....?

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Damn tootin', Stella!

Asshattery at its finest, but color me biased.

BT

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So this is what asshatery looks like ;)

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while holding a jar of Grey Poupon

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Though, only if said with a British accent.

BT

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Let's run away and open a Spam Farm

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Or really, really get your ear in there...

I like the sound. It's like white noise. I don't like the smell of low tide...like that of the Fulton Fish Market on a summer Fri afternoon at about 4 pm...or of the cheese making process. No siree!

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BT yes, but you know you have to turn it a certain way ;)

OT = commercial's over, let's finish the movie now

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TOPIC: Things NOT to say while having sex