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TOPIC: Things NOT to say while having sex
Created by: jagdtype1969
Original Starting post for this thread:
We've all heard somebody do it. Most of us have accidently done it atleast once. Hell, I've enjoyed doing it more than a few times.

Let's list the things that shouldn't be said during sex.

I'll start with...

You sister's gag reflex isn't this bad.

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Did you have to bring him too

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Oh shit you and them cheap condom

Ronkonkoma NY
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Damn, I think the condom just broke.

Lyons NY
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what happen to the puck

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what the h-e-doublehockey sticks was that?!

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I only do that on weekends

Ronkonkoma NY
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You mean she doesn't give it away like you do

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She only take cash, no check or master card

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I want to fuck your sister

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Well, along those lines....

"I see dead people..."

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TOPIC: Things NOT to say while having sex