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Hey, it isn't just the couples and single wimmens that get the two word emails. Got three like that while my profile SAID I was on Christmas break, two from couples and one from a woman, all between 60 and 350 miles away. Two emails said "hi there". The other was even wordier, if more formal with "hello there".

*facepalm*

I ALMOST decided to be a smartass and just reply "hi", but I just couldn't go through with it.

One thing I will say, I have a lot of respect for you couples and women who end up having to sift through piles and piles of that crap. And still you endeavor to persevere...... or is it pervsevere?

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(telephone number....name)

--the sum total of a message from a Bi single male, smoker, 5'7.

obviously did not read my profile.

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Bridgewater NJ
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"BBC 4 u"

Seriously. That's it.

Oh and profile is empty with no pics.

I was going to say that I would like to see who would jump at such an email, but channeling my inner Goodenuff, I'll say no, I really would prefer not to.

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njny, you are so right about kindness and how a friendly reply can make all the difference and cutiepie that was very classy of you.

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sometimes the kindness of someone who takes that time can make all the difference, cutiepie. :)

Bridgewater NJ
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I actually sent that guy a nice message back giving him some pointers on writing a nice message. I hope he considers what I wrote being he is new.

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My preferences for Males are 40 to 55, guy 66 sends me a message:

Nothing in subject.

one word message, "hello".

While that is not offensive, just annoying. I hate when SM do not read the profiles, otherwise he would have know not to write.

My reply, "thanks but no thanks"

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the message opened with:

"Hey I took the time to read your bio and I definitely think we have similar interest. "

---from a 24 year old who smokes.

(yep, he may have read it but...apparently ignored preferences.)

sorry & good luck....

Bridgewater NJ
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*snort*

current, i *know* you'd have a much better repartée than that.

Bridgewater NJ
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Njny,

Sure! Tell the whole world! I guess I'm glad I didn't mention the short slender penis that goes with the thick body.

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