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He is one I thought was cute, but not the type of first message I like to get.

"I'd really like to eat you, I mean meet you".

No Pic, no subject line, does have certs but profile in my eyes was a joke. He I did reply to not interested. I did get a thank you.

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Hope springs eternal. ;-)

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Just moments ago, from a unicorn in Virginia who seems to have forgotten that she fucked me goodbye in 2014:

"Are you two going to the KK party tonight?"

Um, no. We live in Florida.

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Please do submit ims! When I need a laugh I have logged in just to read this thread. We haven't had any very "creative" messages in awhile, just the run of the mill "hi"s from people who have clearly not read our profile. I would love to hear from the writers of these emails as to whether they ever have sucess with their messages!

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IM or email seems fair enough; they are both electronic notifications. :-)

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Hey let me ask this, do IM's count???? I have had many of them!!!! I don't even know where to begin with them !!!

Pennsauken NJ
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True NJNY :-)

We've heard of people caught by the bait & switch.

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T&D: at least they warned you in advance of the "bait n switch" so you could avoid it. :-)~

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A soft swap couple contacted us. We opened pics for each other & everyone was interested in meeting. Spoke with them on the phone & set up a meeting. A couple days before our scheduled meeting, the male half e-mails & says "he's ok with full swap & has his wife's permission." Told him that if we played, one of us isn't going to full swap while the other is limited to soft swap. We'll just keep it at soft swap for all. They cancelled soon after. LOL!

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nj, true. Which is a shame, because from the little she had in her profile and emails, she seemed like a nice enough lady.

On the other hand, now my desk has an annoying dent that matches the front of my skull. *sigh*

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