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Another lovely email that I just opened. The only thing I altered about this email was to edit/remove his phone number out of it. (No area code included with his phone in the email to me...lol)

"hi i joe like the look of you ND YOU SOUD FUN SO TEX ME FOR MY OIC AT XXX-XXXX ENY TIM LOVE TO HER FROM YOU"

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Babe, any picture I have ever seen of you is plenty good to masturbate to. This is not a theoretical prediction.

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Aw, c'mon, Babe.

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hard to imagine anyone 'nothanks"-ing Deb, though I have nothanksed a woman on this site who is way out of my league for other reasons.

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sounded like a cool email to me. However, it does sound like he is looking for a life partner, so if you aren't . . . . . More thought went into his email than most. At least he knows not to wear a party dress to a funeral. The six year with no certs could be a flag unless, like some friends of ours, he just is opposed to certs for some reason.

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I will second and third Holly and Gwen about Mr. Leeza!!

Still have not figured out a response to that email.

Tina

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Thank you, Holly & Gwen. ;^)

Lou, I'd sure recommend a very courteous "no thanks"... he seems to have the potential to be a stalker.

It's been disappointing to me when we say "no" to have them come back and be insulting... or to not take "no" for an answer.

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I'd let Mr. Leeza play any game he wanted to play with me ;-)

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Wow Lou... wow... Like you, I'd be a bit dumbstruck as to how to reply to that doozy. I've received some odd emails but that one has odd coming at you from sooo many angles. It sounds like he's looking for a life partner, NOT a play pal. As I read through his list of all that he wants, I was a bit amused by his priorities.

How did you respond?

And am I the only one who got a little tingly at the notion of playing whack-a-mole with Mr Leeza?

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Lou- sounds like a Mama's boy who wants you to take care of him... RUN AWAY!!!

...that doesn't make me a "meddling friend", does it?

We've been getting a lot of e-mails and IMs from single guys who have not followed the simple request in our profile that they have pictures opened... I feel like I'm playing whack-a-mole.

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