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Girls night!!!!!

Mcallen TX
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I have not gotten a bad email in a while but this came in today;

No Subject, message read; Lets fuck. No picture open and I replied back asking if he had a picture. You never know, guy just may not have a clue.

Picture did not match his description at all. I replied how old was that picture.

His reply was he blocked me. My thought is the lying fool did me a favor. Why guys can't be honest and truthful never fails to amaze me.

Salisbury MD
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OK now let's get back on topic before this thread turns into The Estrogen Diaries.

My favorite line from an SLS email I received is, "I'm sorry if I offended you". I received this in an email randomly without ever having pointed out a flaw, a mistake, or misstep on the part of the sender. Like Gee do you think you said something that offended me? If you proofread your emails before you send them that might save your ass from a moment. It's kind of an admission that you failed to proofread and you offended me at the same time with something you wrote that was regrettable.

Pasadena CA
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That would sound like fun.

Marydel DE
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thank you, ladies. i think we need to plan a girls' night out, y'all aren't that far away.

and cutie, those kinds of messages happen. delete is better IMO than any response in those cases.

Bridgewater NJ
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Frack, I agree with you on njny, and my winner of a message today is as follows.

Subject; Was left blank.

Message; I know I'm not goodlooking but I have a big dick.

My reply, none. Decide to block his ass as a dumbass.

Bethany Beach DE
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Well njny, that's what you get for being a beautiful woman who as I read your many posts are a smart woman. That last sentence is meant as a compliment.

Marydel DE
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holy sheesh

25 y/o SM (really?)

subject: hi there

message: How's it goin?

(deleted--SO obvious he didn't read *any* part of my profile)

Bridgewater NJ
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great, LaFrack!

today's gem from a 30 y/o SM

subject: Hey

message: I like your pictures wanna see mines..?

(soooo tempting an intro. alas, my response will be something along the lines of thank you but no thank you.)

Bridgewater NJ
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I actually got a very simple yet nice message from a new couple who opened their photo's and they are a good looking couple. I replied with a novel and some helpful hints on this site and strongly recommended they read and participate in forums. Something tells me they will be a big success on this site.

Marydel DE
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