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TOPIC: Submit the best lines from your favorite emails on sls
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*Shakin' my head SB! Dang dumbasses!

Jacksonville FL
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Lou I got one like that a couple of years ago, I was like sorry I'm not looking to teach anyone about the lifestyle. Couple months later he sends me another saying "I've had some experiences now can we meet"......

Louisville KY
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Can we start a Swing 101 class for the people who send these emails?

hi there, i think that you sound like you could be a good friend in an out of the bedroom. i would really like to meet you. as for swinging i haven't had much experience which hopefully you can change that. jim

He's 24, not going to happen...

Columbus OH
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Two different recent favorites... ---------------------------------- "Just wanted to tell you, I love your profile. Humor is so important to me, and I just get the sense from how you write that you would be so much fun."

"Looking good and inspiring me to do some working out!" ----------------------------------- Compliments and inspiration! What's not to love! Muah!

Jacksonville FL
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What car?

Danville VT
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I got this yesterday:

"You go 4 play!

That's it! "


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I know, as a member of the great unwashed, I'm not supposed to share too much, but I just received what I think is one of the funniest emails ever... "Hello, we are X and Y. We get down your way a few times a year and was wondering if you are V-safe?"

My response... unfortunately, no. I am not V-safe, however, at my age, my boys tend to do very little swimming. In fact, they prefer to spend their free time in their recliner vs doing anything strenuous. So, for the most part, I'm pretty damn safe. Wanna meat (sic)?"

I'll let you know about the positive response I receive.

Las Vegas NV
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funny, I get offers of money to LEAVE.

Danville VT
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During my first six months on SLS I ran into offers of money a couple of times. I was so offended. Since being on the Fora, I've seen posts from men who've been asked for cash. Crazy.

To me, what's really offensive about his email Babe is that it's clearly a cut & paste. Why else would he mention that size & color aren't important? It's clear from your public pictures that you are a petite white lady.

Pittsburgh PA
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Yes, ma'am.

Las Vegas NV
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