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I can't use SLS IM when I'm on my iPad so when I miss someone's request to chat, I always send a short email that explains that.

I immediately receive an email that tells me "that's ok" and can i open my pics? He ... of course.. has not opened his! LOL... I respond and point that out...To which he replies...

"Only looking for NSA. Just being honest. If you are interested we can still talk, but I read your profile and not sure we are looking for the same things."

I wrote back... "Perhaps you should read the profile BEFORE you try to chat"

sigh

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Deb, I failed condom-application in high school. Could you maybe help me with my home work?

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Guy emailed us last night, will be up in our neck of the woods soon to look at Goodard College, and did we want to meet? It is Goddard College, but they don't care too much about spelling, so maybe he will get in. If he DOES get in, it had better not be in my wife, as his dick (per pics, graciously supplied) looks about as long as my leg. Basically a par three for me, lol.

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Not a problem Totalbabe.

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Very nice offer, D and TB...

I've been busy when she's gone with cooking, spring cleaning and there were two group dance classes today... but maybe it shows that I'm a bit randy!

My wife gets home tomorrow, and so this weekend will be hot!

I had fun with the yummy yummy fuck fuck song! ;^D

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Or fucky fucky!

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TotalBabe... sing to the tune of the song Chitty Chitty Bang Bang:

Oh you yummy yummy fuck fuck yummy yummy fuck fuck I want you and, so yummy yummy fuck fuck yummy yummy fuck fuck why not screw? and, then yummy yummy fuck fuck yummy yummy fuck fuck want round two? fuck fuck yummy yummy fuck fuck my fine Floridian friend fuck lick clitty yummy fuck fuck my... hot... Flor-id-i-an... friend!

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Totalbabe, I thought you might like that.

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as I said in a previous post, We are a deeply flawed species

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OMG! A single guy must read the forums where I have commented, and just posted a limerick about my wife being away. He had written before, and we did not say no, but wrote back to him to say, "not right now."

He is listed as "straight." We make it clear in our profile that we are not at all interested in bi-males...

"Hi Lets play n have some fun.It will be our secret. I'm bi curious too, we can learn together, a little suck n fuck,just say when,I'll come over n make you happy,I'll suck it like n ice cream cone,I'll keep the juice,suck you dry,you wouldn't be able to handle it."

I wrote back to say no and if he has those desires, then he should change his profile from "straight" to "bi."

His response: "Hi Go home to mama n play with yourself, this site is for adults. You free B's are all alike. Beat your meat and be happy."

OK, I'm creeped out... we're lifetime members, so I'm not sure what he means by "free B's". He's blocked.

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