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Ok KNB we have both received emails from the same guy twice now, one in Texas and one in Kuwait. lol

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OMG! YES!!!!! LOL this is TOOOO funny!

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lemme check....brb!

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Is he from Houston Texas?

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Did he look somewhat like Bela Lugosi?

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Anyway, two things: 1. why can't a lot of people spell "crotch" correctly? and 2. "love tunnel"?!? ewww! granted, I've had two kids, but MUST he compare parts of my body to something so ....cavernous. Ick! I guess in the "to be continued", he's going to say he put his ear up to my "crouch" and listened to the sounds of the ocean or something?!? Give me a freakin break! I feel a percolator burp coming up.

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Uhm, wow. This from a profile I've never heard from and I won't describe the pic attatched: "Get to your area 2 to 3 days every other week and it is a very lonely time. Would love to take you to dinner and for a drink, some friendly and casual conversation and see what you think. Look in your eyes and enjoy your smile and hope it lasted for a long long while. my goal is to bring you excitement and pleasure. I want to start with French kisses and holding you tight, Then slowly unbuttoning your blouse. Running my tongue and lips down to your breasts and feeling your erect, throbbing nipples. I want to pull at them through your bra and as you get excited you raise your bra and feel my flesh. My lips and tongue feel so good. My hands reach down between your legs and I feel you spread them, inviting my attention. You pull me tight against you and I fall to my knees. I find myself licking your crouch through your jeans. It is such a turn on for both of us. You undo your jeans and they fall to the floor exposing your naked thighs and your panties. The temptation is more than I can stand. I reach around you and place my hands on your cheeks and pull you to me. I begin licking your pussy through your panties. I hear you purr as you flex your legs. I can feel you tremble as the moisture builds. Your sounds are pleasing and so encouraging. Your signs of pleasure are so gratifying. You are getting so hot you reach down and pull your panties to the side and my tongue slips into your love tunnel. Your legs buckle and your love tunnel is so moist and warm. You place your hands on my head and pull me tight against you. your clit is so enjoyable and feels so good between my lips as I caress it with my probing tongue. The passion has built to a fever pitch and we both want more. TO BE CONTINUED"

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Hey Kib, funny, I was thinking of you too, lol.

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InLove! I was just thinking about you the other day! Great to see you, darlin.

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Hi SB

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