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@NJ : Nom Nom Nom Nom :-)

From a female: "I want to learn how to please a woman but didn't know if ur male half would be willing to show me"

~Allen

Charles Town WV
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from this morning:

"Bunny toes are cute and suckable."

oh-tay. nothankya.

Bridgewater NJ
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@VA bet you read that twice..oh he'll no!

Columbus OH
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His profile states he has a 7 inch cock. His email states he has a 8 inch cock. Just curious how does one grow an extra inch just writing? I really want to ask this 20 year old that thinks he can teach me a thing or two.

Columbus OH
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From a single male in New Hampshire:

" If youw ever want to dominate a sissy crossdresser call me please (phone number) thank you"

Um- no.

Windermere FL
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translation: sounds like someone has a straight wife they want turned bi, and they want to IM you about it.

Louisville KY
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Received this a while ago but it still makes me SMH. No subject in the subject line of course.

"w str8 wife bi hite cpl im "

??? translation please.

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LOL .... OMG are you for real. I say go ahead and tell him to get his life together first if that is your first thought. I am a firm believer that your first instinct is always the best, but then again you never know. It is hard to judge a book by its cover. If you and he can continue messaging back and forth who knows, maybe he may be one of the great ones who just happens to be down on his luck right now. Everyone has ups and downs. Best of luck to you on what ever you decide.

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Just received this: Hi I am new to this and would love to meet however I have been without a job for a while(reason my wife left me). I can afford one beer for myself you would need to pay for anything after that. I really want yo tell him maybe you should get your life together first. Any suggestions?

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I see more emails from foot fetishists in your future....

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