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ROFLOL

Mcallen TX
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(SM listed as 38 y/o) Hi, nice pics. Any interest? (Us) Thanks for the email and interest, but you are too young for us. (SM) What? 42 is too young, lol? (Us) Yup, but very flattering. (SM) Actually, I am 47. (Us) At this rate you should be older than I am by four o'clock on Tuesday. Go away.

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{SM} "Prolly won't take more than 7 minutes, but you have my word as a gentleman that they'll be the best 7 minutes you've ever had. I'm that good!"

It got even better, but this was my fave line.

Mcallen TX
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(single male). I would love to meet you , but I don't have transportation. Can you pick me up ? LOL..... Too Funny.... Yeah I'll be right over.

Mount Clemens MI
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And PG, from your posts I can tell that you, like me, have the best of both worlds. We have our "forever man", but can also enjoy the hot, sexy single men & couples out there! In a world where so many marriages end due to infedelity, swinging certainly strengthens many marriages.

Picayune MS
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Love that...."forever man"!!!! I do too! :)

Picayune MS
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My age preferences run to guys around my age or slightly older generally. However its not written in stone, there was a 30 year old hottie at the club last year I would have rode hard and put up wet ;) but I'm just looking at fun sex. I have my forever man.

Louisville KY
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I've always preferred older men...the older I get, though, the more I've narrowed the range of how much older. Now it's only 5-10 years max lol. It's nice to have a guy that knows what he's doing...and can still do it!

I DID used to threaten to trade the ex in for two dudes half his age if he couldn't get himself together any better.

Mcallen TX
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A "like" button is a great idea! I met a 20-something-year-old for drinks one night. We had absolutely nothing to talk about. I had an awful feeling it would be the same way in bed, so I left!

Picayune MS
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We need a "Like" button ;-)

Visalia CA
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