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This wasn't from an email but it was an opening I used at a local naughty back to school club party about a week ago. My wife was off doing her thing and I saw a hottie off to the side, practically naked, dancing and in her own happy place.

She was too distracting for me to ignore so I walked up to her, smiled, and whispered in he ear, "I'm just dying to know what school you got thrown out of.." She cracked up and we ended up having a great chat-

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"lets have hrs of sex"

Hmmm...considering that we already sent him the "thanks but no thanks" response last Spring, no pictures, very little info (other than about his magnificent 8" rock hard member) and he lives 3 hours away...AND he is about 5 years above our age range!!!!

This guy sounds just like what we are looking for, I should see if he wants to meet and send him a "when and where" email just to fuck with him :-)

Shamokin PA
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You considering him for temp-to-hire, Mrs. Uriah?

Mcallen TX
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Damn, wonder if dude can multi-task too.

Memphis TN
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Damn Holly, sounds like you got yourself a winner there...if you don't want him you can toss him our way...lol

I haven't seen that many missing periods since the last time the Mrs. was pregnant!!!

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I just received a doozy...

hello well i am single laid back very humble but also the freak of all freaks i drink play pool bowl love to watch movies an eat pussy i have a very very high sex drive can 4 times back to back with out stopping i have 11 1/2 inches three fingers thick takes me two hrs to cum once and i still be hard and horny i have a huge pussy eating fetish i wanna know will you wear some sexy panties bend over grab ankles and let me lick both holes until you cum in my mouth or let me have my head hang off the edge of the bed you stand over squat on my face and let me make my tounge vibrate on your clit until you cum down my throat text me XXX xxx XXXX would love to pay your way to come see me for a weekend

Pittsburgh PA
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Well Lou, I hope that at least made you laugh. Did you respond? His 2-6 hours line cracked me up because I have a feeling that he'd wear out before you do. ;-)

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I just do not know what to say.

Having fun on SLS ? Getting that itch scratched ? My name is John, check out my pics, they are accurate. I play without my wife and she knows. This is what I am looking for, a horny slut (preferably single but not a problem if you can be careful and thoroughly discreet) that I can meet 1-3 time a month for full fun times of at least 2-6 hours per time. You must be the type of person that is open minded and freaky ! I view life through erotic-tinted glasses. I must be some sort of perve because I fantasize about 90% of the women I see everyday. NO Prudes or coy teasers ! Will do outside activities as long as they are adult themed. ;-) Toy store, bars, strip joints, swinger clubs, hotel parties, random pickups, exibitionism etc. Will try almost anything twice, just to be sure. Also, during the week would like to correspond thru email, erotic chatting, cyber sex, dirty pics and stories plus a day to day sexually oriented outlook on people is encouraged. I am a terrible flirt and an experienced freak, would love to have a NSA FWB situation with someone geographically close... I live in Dublin. Email me a and let's see what happens..... I'm usually the love me or hate me type. -John (hoping to one day lick your yearning clit through sheer panties !

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Oh Bruhman, you ruined your gag by using correct grammar and spelling in your post. Better luck next time ;-)

Pittsburgh PA
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Holly, how dare ya put our private conversation up in forums for all to see!!

I thought we were better than that!!!

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