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whereisthespot:Is misses available tonight?

reply are you fucking stupid

Albany NY
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So, THAT'S how it works! Send a witty-ass email and score! Wish I'd thought of that.

BT

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O-M-G KJ! That is too funny. You know you have to fuck him for such a great email right?

~rabbit~

New Orleans LA
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ROFLOL. good one--thank you for sharing. :-)

Bridgewater NJ
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OMG best EVER e-mail from a young gun:

Oh my god, I never thought I'd see you here! Do you remember me? It's Nick from the bar a few weeks ago. We had a crazy night didn't we? You kept insisting we do shots, which I knew was a bad idea, but I was gone by the end of it. You took me back to your place, and wow, best sex of my life! Unfortunately, I forgot to wear a condom, and....I'm pregnant....

Best laugh ever !!

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I know we have a bit of an age difference ,but that's always been my fantasy OMG that was from a 28 yo guy ,make me feel good ,but I would be a super cougar if that happened ,No way I like my men mature and grey Sorry Kids

Ronkonkoma NY
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new e mail from new (to me) SM

no subject

text: Hello, how are you?

i waited a few days--was really tempted to deliver a totally " really?!" snark.

instead i settled for:

doing fine, thanks.

~smirk

Bridgewater NJ
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SM, profile started in '06, no pics, no certs,

Profile reads

Looking For: i want to have a good time

Description: white 45 5'5 170 lbs and in New Orleans looking to have Fun

Fantasies and / or real experiences: i like SEX SEX SEX

Additional comments and things to do, see, hear or learn about: SEX SEX SEX SEX

Email says; "I am Xxxxx Xxxx and loves SEX can we talk"

Ummmmm...no

~rabbit~

New Orleans LA
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888 take you ,MMM that would be interesting

Ronkonkoma NY
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lol@Inez : what way would you like to take me? Don't answer that...lol

" If they ain't already housebroke, I'll just rub their nose in it and put them outside."

I love you!................. :panting profusely:

Charles Town WV
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