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TOPIC: Submit the best lines from your favorite emails on sls
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omg, I actually laughed at this one :

"Magnums work well for me. So hell! If your into black guys it's ok, we'll just keep the lights off and you'll never know I'm WHITE ;o) "

San Antonio TX
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But at least our "forum friend" admits he is full of BS ;-)

heehee

Visalia CA
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"Hi there looking for fun and friends do like the bar's and swinger clubs I am str8 DDF live in the NW side my name is Robert nice pic of the wife if you like to talk (inserted phone number) I am discreet "

Nice, from a single female profile who says on the profile her name is "ciny"

San Antonio TX
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Hit me up sometime we will get together and have some fun my name is Joe XXXXXXXXXX give it a shot

The numbers were all together & our profile tagline clearly states we aren't looking at this time. Guys need to learn to read. His whole profile looked like my 8 yr old could have done a better job typing it.

Jasper FL
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Rec'd today:

"u guys are nice openminded type of couple and nice to read as well! anyways, have fun folks,ching ching! lol i know i'm having too much fun too!"

Visalia CA
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Just got this one:

"Hi how you doing lets chat xxxxxxxxxxx69 @ xxxxxcom"

OMG... it's Joey!!

Visalia CA
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""Why are you even single?"

How about, because I chose to...?"

LOL - Amen. Babe.... It's funny how many people can't comprehend this concept.

Emeryville CA
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just got a dick pic with the text "What's up?"

Danville VT
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id like u to get me wet and then let me get your tits wet

1st email from this person?

Columbus OH
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@ totalbabe, "ENY TIM" is supposed to be "any time" I think. It made my head hurt trying to figure out what he was trying to say.. I must attract all the idiots from Florida...lol

Jasper FL
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