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Received last night: "I will be upfront I am married and wife is unaware I am one this site. If this is an issue please let me know."

Replied: "Yes, it's an issue".

Also had two guys recently who referred to themselves as a "coonass", as if this is supposed to make rabbit drool?

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"some people don't understand, that there is more between the ears, than in between their legs.."

Says the couple whose tagline is, "LET ME SMOOSH MY TITTIES IN YOUR FACE". lol

DISCLAIMER: That is not intended to insult said poster nor should it construed as an attack on them or as me being a "negative nellie".

Damn, it takes all the fun out of posting if you have to constantly try not to offend the PC police.

~S

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"some people don't understand, that there is more between the ears, than in between their legs.."

I think that may be a generous assessment for some people, especially if their genitalia pictures are their opening salvo.

Sheboygan Falls WI
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"Long dick style" is kind of like "Gangham Style", but even more Asian, like "Long Duck Dong" from Sixteen Candles.

(insert gong sound here)

Windermere FL
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some people don't understand, that there is more between the ears, than in between their legs..

Pennsauken NJ
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i had a better message but the dude said he'd opened his gallery: 6 pictures, guess how many were of him (and not his equipment?)

sorry, not interested. if anyone's sole self-promotion is their genitalia--nope, not happening.

Bridgewater NJ
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I'm chocolate and a foot long,

Like what the hell am I to do with that, he clearly did not read my profile. I checked out his profile with almost 90 certs, not a chance. I sent thank you but now interested. His reply "but white chocolate I would ram that fat ass of yours"

My reply, BLOCKED.

North Port FL
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LDE or LIE??? LOL... Which envy is it Inez??

Pennsauken NJ
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OH dam Now I have long dick envy

Ronkonkoma NY
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Oh Dam ,Now I have LONG DICK STYLE ENVY ,you guys are so lucky

Ronkonkoma NY
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