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Well... for all the boring first emails i get, i do get the occasional laugh out loud "creative" ones...

I just keep having this reoccurring dream of taking this black cock and fucking the hell outta Minnie Mouse. Can you help me Dr...lmbao

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hi , i am real interested ! are you free tomarrow hun ? let me know

LOL... I guess I'll change my plans for tomorrow and run off to see this guy ... I mean, he is real interested.

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Holly,

You shouldn't be surprised that you have wide demographic appeal. :-)

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I suppose I should be impressed the kid wrote a few lines. I just received an email from a 52 year old single male. First time I've ever heard from him...

can i call yor cell?

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Holly, I think he wants you to teach him a couple things.... ;-)

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Holly... You're female, he thinks you're hot, and he's horny... he's not thinking with the big head ;-)

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Oh Lord... a 21 year old kid who loves smoking pot (according to his profile) just wrote me...

hey my name is XXX and have been looking for a partner with similiar interests as yourself... I live in pittsburgh and it says we live 1 mile apart lol. im 21 and a college student. text me xxx-xxx-xxxx i would like to get to know you and check out my profile :)

I can't fathom what in my profile would make him think I'd be interested in that scenario.

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I can't use SLS IM when I'm on my iPad so when I miss someone's request to chat, I always send a short email that explains that.

I immediately receive an email that tells me "that's ok" and can i open my pics? He ... of course.. has not opened his! LOL... I respond and point that out...To which he replies...

"Only looking for NSA. Just being honest. If you are interested we can still talk, but I read your profile and not sure we are looking for the same things."

I wrote back... "Perhaps you should read the profile BEFORE you try to chat"

sigh

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Deb, I failed condom-application in high school. Could you maybe help me with my home work?

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Guy emailed us last night, will be up in our neck of the woods soon to look at Goodard College, and did we want to meet? It is Goddard College, but they don't care too much about spelling, so maybe he will get in. If he DOES get in, it had better not be in my wife, as his dick (per pics, graciously supplied) looks about as long as my leg. Basically a par three for me, lol.

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