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I don't like when guys write and use terms of endearment in their first email... like the one who called Babe "Hon". I know it's probably just a pet peeve of mine, but it makes me want to say "Don't 'hon/sweety/baby' me... you don't know me" Now if it were a gramma from the South, that would be a whole different story ;-)

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Babe, I would say that you have a body made for sinning. But I would whisper it in your ear. And then I would kiss your cheek.

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rcvd a while back, from a free member couple with no certs, at 11:30pm on a Wednesday evening: "you luk lik fun. we want yous to cum over and fuk wife toonite." When their gracious invitation was declined, the reply called me a lying poser that wasnt serious about the LS. I made the mistake of sending a reply, noting that it was late to start with, a "work night", and that by the time I showered, dressed and drove to meet them that it would have been 1:30am. Their reply went downhill rapidly. I must confess that at times like that, I do enjoy the "BLOCK" key.

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give him 10 for accuracy, 0 for style points

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heeheehee... love it!

There are times when I really want to ask some of these people if that really works for them, but on the other hand... I don't care to get into a discussion with someone who obviously didn't read our profile first, or if they did, they don't respect what we have to say.

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LOL Gwen, you know me of course I did, even though my SO told me to let it go. It was a very bad day and before my hormone meds were changed.

Here was my unlady like response:

Thanks for the interest in my profile but if you had read it you'd know I don't give my cell or personal email out to exchange pics. For a professional couple you should really use spell check. I find it insulting that you would call me or any other woman in the lifestlye "semi classy", perhaps you should stick to uneducated trailer trash maybe they will fuck you.

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LOL! Did you let them have it with both barrels SF?

Yes, we know each other and I won't use her real name in the forums (forum etiquette).

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For a professional couple, you'd think they would use spell check. Not that many things make me mad - but "semi classy" had me fired up!!!!!

hello sexy..back working in sac area again...very flexible schedule..looking to travel n have some fun this weekend..our weekend starts on wednesday this week..luv to meet ya..dale n i like sexy semi classy women like yourself..we r vprofessionals who work hard n play hard when time permits..this week is our lucky week..can exchange hot photos..cells..email//...dale is nicely hung n i'm very bi..just got new straon for xmas..luv to enjoy iot with ya,,,

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Just got this one from a 25 yo Single Male (note the difference in the town he says he's from and where he has is account address) :

Received: Sunday 0 days ago 04/01/12 Farmersville CA, USA

hey what up im from visalia ca i wanna have funn i can host tonight im very respectfull and down for what evers im clean and very open minded

[Ummm... I think he'll be getting a "No"]

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Tell HIM to send the girl

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