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I just got a IM the other day... If you ever play alone. or your old man is not around, and your horny I can come over and do ya... Sometimes I am just at a loss for words !!!!

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Well...at least smoking pot hasn't ruined his vision.

Wenatchee WA
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njny, I know how you feel. It is amazing how some guys just do not read. I had updated in my profile why I want non-smokers even though I was under no obligation and I got one today.

Nice Ass, are you 420 friendly.

My reply, delete and block.

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from a SM (who is obviously not a match based on his stated preferences including smoking):

how r u

~delete

Bridgewater NJ
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LMAOooooko

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From a SM ' SO when do you can send some pic's or open them for me' That was it.. The whole enchilada.. I didn't know what the hell to say.. I could not stop laughing.. So my hubby had an idea we sent him a dick pic.... We hope he is enjoying LMAO!!! He didn't specify what kind of pic he wanted... LOL I also sent a message with it that said hope you enjoying your pic.. Needless to say we don't here from him again HMMMMMM XOXOXO Rosie

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He is one I thought was cute, but not the type of first message I like to get.

"I'd really like to eat you, I mean meet you".

No Pic, no subject line, does have certs but profile in my eyes was a joke. He I did reply to not interested. I did get a thank you.

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Hope springs eternal. ;-)

Sheboygan Falls WI
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Just moments ago, from a unicorn in Virginia who seems to have forgotten that she fucked me goodbye in 2014:

"Are you two going to the KK party tonight?"

Um, no. We live in Florida.

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Please do submit ims! When I need a laugh I have logged in just to read this thread. We haven't had any very "creative" messages in awhile, just the run of the mill "hi"s from people who have clearly not read our profile. I would love to hear from the writers of these emails as to whether they ever have sucess with their messages!

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