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"Your profile sounds too snobby. Fix it. "....This from free members with no photos and a text speak profile. My response was " You get a few emails a day to send as free member and you chose to waste one on criticizing our profile....how flattering. We're seeking classy people and if that didn't describe you no harm done."

Sheesh , I can say we get an awful lot of people who write us to talk about our profile. In all the years we've been here no one has accused of us sounding snobby lol.

On the plus side i don't recall the last time I laughed that hard .

Mrs Sav

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this one is from yesterday late night IM I was really not in a mood but left the page open while watching some porn..,

Hi wazum <- this is the correct spelling.. Hi, wazum <- me Who am I talking to.. Duke Leto Atreides but you can call me Muad'dib You Muslim.. disconnect.. back to business..

New York NY
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oh, COULD you now? {eyelashes fluttering}

Mcallen TX
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I didn't say I disagreed with you, Ms. Kibbs and I'm fairly certain that I could give you something to occupy your time ;-p

Vineland NJ
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Well, Mario, I really didn't see any point in him contacting me with no more than that, THEN to say he was really just farting away his time while he was watching the game?!?! Fuck you, pal! I have better ways to waste my time.

Mcallen TX
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Oh Ms. Kibbs, I just love your witty banter with the pups.

Vineland NJ
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Grrrr! his reply:" Lol, wasn't trying to pick u up with that line. Just being friendly....watching the game alone at home, just wanted to chat with someone. "

What else could I say? "ok.....enjoy the game"

Mcallen TX
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The classic: "How are u?"

my reply:"Is that REALLY the best you can come up with?"

DUDE! C'mon, step up your game!

Mcallen TX
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PG I love when people assume they know you better than you know yourself...

just_curious--clearly their loss...ditto what holly said

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this one has been sitting on our box a few weeks, but love the fact that they LOVE our profile, check us out see what you think. Hmmm what do I think? I think from your profile your female half likes to mostly play with girls. Your not into bi-curious because they aren't usually bi-enough for your girls liking. A bit of new cock is ok but only after LOTS of girl play. Which leads me to ask..did you read the part of our profile where it says the female half of this couple doesn't play with girls? Oh and what happened to opening face pics?

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