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"Hello just stopping by and saying hi to u beautiful guys.i just moved to Orlando few month back.love ur guys profile.i live near universal studio .i am new to all this but wanted to see and kinda like the lifestyle of "SLS" so if you guys interested let me know.i am 6"1 very clean ,professional,with no drama,if u guys wanted to have some some fun in your regular life send me massage.happy searching people ?? "

At 10:14 pm last night.

And 11:51 this morning.

And 3:44 this afternoon.

Windermere FL
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fun...HUNG shaved and horny...dave For some reason this didn't impress Mrs opmind

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I saw a woman in a string suit sunning by the pole recently.

OT: "Come on! Meet us for a drink! If I show up and my hot wife isn't with me you can punch me in the face."

-The LAST exchange between myself and a "couple" who reached out via another site.

Negative Ghostrider...

BT

New Orleans LA
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Please note: typing is NOT my string suit.. please let me know if anyone is in need of a Kibbie to English translator

Mcallen TX
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OmFg. Message c written in 1st person singular from a couple profile. They had exactly 3 public pocs, and all three boob shots. I politely saris thanks but no thanks, alluding to my gut instinct. He wrote back sarong look again the pics were ooen, but after my reply they were no longer interested based on what i said. I replied nope, there were exactly three pix of boobage open to me, but thank you for confirming my initial gut instinct

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SM: "Hey guy's, how're you? Im new to all this and don't know where to start"

Ahhhhhh! To be a virgin again.............wait......... Even as a virgin, I wasn't that unknowledgeable....lol

Charles Town WV
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whereisthespot:Is misses available tonight?

reply are you fucking stupid

Albany NY
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So, THAT'S how it works! Send a witty-ass email and score! Wish I'd thought of that.

BT

New Orleans LA
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O-M-G KJ! That is too funny. You know you have to fuck him for such a great email right?

~rabbit~

New Orleans LA
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ROFLOL. good one--thank you for sharing. :-)

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