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The Uriahs enjoy interviewing individuals who make application to fuck the other--he interviews men who want to fuck her and she interviews women who want to fuck him. This is clearly explained on the profile.

Response last year from a SM applicant to Mr. U's request to meet at my favorite sports bar for a beer to chat:

"I'm not bi".

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No FQ. No airport, or Jackson.

The ride was strictly up and down. Ok, maybe a little sideways too, but only as needed for plot development...and navigation.

BT

"Mark Twain!!!"

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To Jackson?

Memphis TN
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Ride? to the French Quarter? Airport?

Louisville KY
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This just in: "Thanks for the ride."

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-Doing his part to make the world a happier place

New Orleans LA
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I like the way that Mrs. U handles the wannabe SFs.

Mr. U

Memphis TN
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Condensed version of latest exchange from a free chick who sends birdie sometimes.

FreeSF: Looking good. Any GB's lately, got film?

US: if you get a paid membership you could view those personal picture galleries

FreeSF: Would love to see videos instead of pictures! yadayada AT the email.

US: {with eyes rolling as I typed} Thanks for your continued interest in our activities, have a great day!

Memphis TN
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NJ,

Google "Sorry Folks The Park's closed" and watch the clip.

BT

New Orleans LA
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A week? Hell I've been trying got get a ride for what 2-3 months now.

Louisville KY
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...john candy passed on 21 years ago.

maybe you meant his ghost?

;-)~

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