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vibram soles? Do I need to look up to keep this from going over my head?

Mcallen TX
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so does a turdwaffle have anything to do with vibram soles?

Danville VT
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I have received numerous requests by this free member with no pics, all requesting a meet up and if I offer my e-mail address, he will send me pics. I FINALLY got through to him, and this was his response: "you know what. i was trying to be a gentleman & treat you like a lady over a nice dinner. but your arrogance is disgusting. i have no interest or wish to meet you. good day "

I'm "arrogant"?!? Not to anyone who actually knows me! Turdwaffle!

Mcallen TX
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got a lovely one liner from someone with a lovely one liner profile. Oh yeah buddy you caught my interest...not.

Louisville KY
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Got birdie today from a local couple. Short but sweet: " Mmmm I'll be thinking of u every time i eat cheetos and drink dr.p. "

Made me smile.

Mcallen TX
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her cock-a what?

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can I be your cohgling gighort?

Danville VT
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Mrs. Lady, "keep me in line"?!? More like "giggling cohort"!!!

Mcallen TX
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Come on girl. I will be there alone for a week. Someone has to keep me in line!

Burleson TX
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WHY didn't you say so BEFORE?!?! lol

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