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"Wanna fuck?"

And I thought turning IM's off would discourage one and two-word messages.

Seattle WA
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Response when thanking a gentleman for NOT showing me his "tools of the trade" pics. Made me laugh.

"LOL, I've been around these swingy perverts long enough to know that you keep all that filth in a separate folder, and you don't show those to anyone unless asked!"

Clemmons NC
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"You are a goddess....."

First line of a recent email that made me smile. :)

Mrs. U

Jackson MS
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subject: hi

message: "im _____ lets meet have some fun"

Bridgewater NJ
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"Hi guys how u been, we r hosing tonight would u like to join us?"

Must be Canadians....

Windermere FL
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LOL@Scamp!

Today SM:

Beautiful Smile! 😉� New to online dating also? What do you think so far?

Charles Town WV
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Lmao

Mcallen TX
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I only sent it to you and rabbit told me I need to apologize

;^D

~scamp

New Orleans LA
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Here's the email in its entirety "Wanna watch me stroke my cock?"

I wonder how many women he sent that to. :P

Seattle WA
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Ya. Got one today from a 20-something bi dude. I tried to be nice, but made it clear that had he read my profile, he woulda known he was very much outside of my preference range.

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