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TOPIC: Submit the best lines from your favorite emails on sls
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A single man's Tagline:

"its like fuck.im tired of all.the bull on this site if ur on here and dont wNt to hook up then just."

Wow! That's the positive attitude that will attract the women ;-)

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Mario, a poster in one of these threads has used words like "butterface" and "substandard" to describe the women he will fuck if it means he gets laid at the end of the day, if there's nothing "better" in the lineup.

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I like my play dates to be picky... it means I'm not "substandard" and just a pitty-fuck ;-)

Visalia CA
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heehee... yeah, that too ;-)

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she wanted him to use his dick

Danville VT
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She wanted you to use your imagination ;-)

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Goose grease could give you a stroke.

Ba da bump.

Water Mill NY
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goose grease?

Danville VT
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"Jergen's lotion"

I prefer something with higher viscosity. If not lithium grease, at least 90 weight gear oil.

Water Mill NY
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This one forced me to picture something best not pictured:

"Her pics and me are keeping Jergen's lotion in business."

Barf.

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