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"We lick ur profile can u open pitchersand hop 2 meat when we cum down we here Nawlings is a crazy place can uhelp us get midget"

Ok, I must admit, this puts the RU V-safe (which I thought at the time meant "Very Safe". So, I answered, Yes, I no longer run with scissors. Never heard from them again.

So, back to this last one. First we have the misspellings and text language. Then, there's the issue with it being like, hello...??...One...ONE sentence? It didn't even end with a question mark either. Lasty, there's that request at the end. Just not right.

So, I responded. Of course I responded. I'm a gentleman (really) and as such, I always respond.

"Dear X, Thank you for your kind and direct note. I have opened my photos to you and do hope we can meet when you visit New Orleans. I can also help you find what you seek, however, down here, we call them Little People. I look forward to hearing from you as your plans come together."

What?? You were expecting a different response?? I looked at their profile. He looked like he could help me change the timing belt on my SUV. Which I really need to get done. In fact, he looked like he had just completed a rebuild right before his photo shoot. She was beautiful and had the whitest tooth I'd ever seen. It was a top one. Right in the middle.

Happy Friday Everybody!! I hope y'all find more reasons to laugh than cry this weekend!

BT

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yay! One that I'm glad ingored the updated profile, one of my out of town boys is headed this way.

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You satisfied their need for small words and use of the same words multipletimes. That makes it easier because They (ok,I)only have to look a word up once.

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two of them mentioned the profile. I actually looked to make sure the changes had taken place. Trooper wants me to just change it back.

Louisville KY
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You're profile is so much easier to read now. Maybe that's the draw?

Though I'm not a bright man, it could also be the purdy picktures, maybe.

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laughing my ass off that people seem to be drawn to our revised wording of our profile. WTF? I redid it to stop getting emails from the locals not to get more.

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Alas, even as a younger man, the tenth time was a stretch

Danville VT
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but who knows? the tenth time might be the charm. lol

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okay, lol, I'll stop

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AWWW! Thank you, Mr. InLove. However, he wouldn't be nearly so annoying if we hadn't had almost indetical exchanges at least three other times already. {sheesh!} At least he's consistent, I guess.

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