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{Percolator burp} yeah, that's pretty creepy!

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Just got this one... Ewww!

"We are step mom and stepson. We like your profile. and we like to have an elegant woman like you as friends to play with or even to be friends If the chemistry is there. We don't live together as you know.But he really said one day that i am too sexy and he keep looking at me in very sexual way. And finally he admitted that he masturbate thinking of me or even smelling my hills and underwear.

Like your profile and XXXXXXXX is all what your asking for. "

Visalia CA
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just got the email to beat all emails.

No subject line. No content. From a SM with one line in each box of the profile. Why do I attract these people???

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Y'all I've got to share this, becuase Ithink it's really nice. Today I've heard from two different couples saying basically the same thing. Neither couple is local to me, nor are they local to each other'

from one: "You have the most erotic yet subtle images on this site."

And the other: "Okay so we know this is a no no on here but we just have to express our pleasure with the style, class, and understated eroticism of your pics. We admit the we do search around for images that may inspire us, and lady yours definitely do it for us. Anyway we just wanted to be nice and hope you accept this note as the compliment it is intended {name left off for their privacy}"

Mcallen TX
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I'm hoping since they go to our club, that is how they know my name.

Louisville KY
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email from someone I don't know, who knows my name. :(<br />

Louisville KY
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in the immortal words of Dr DeSoto's patient, "Frank oo berry mush"

Danville VT
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awww! Congrats, Mr. InLove!

Mcallen TX
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speaking of needing a translation, a few months ago our daughter texted us to say that she and her hubby were "pulling the goalie". My wife asked me what I thought that meant. I said "it's pretty obvious. They are two goals down with a minute left to play." She looked at me and said "I don't think so" I am gonna be a grampa!

Danville VT
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can I get a translation?

we r leaving to-any way glad u 2 r 2

Louisville KY
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