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Y'all are gonna love this one...Its from a very frequent fora poster, not necessarily an actual swinger, who took offense at one of my recent posts. I think the priceless irony of the post makes it a candidate for best in show. Here goes:

"Hey Smart ass What is your fucking problem ,.I made a general statement and every one Jumps all over me Its still a free country last time I looked ,Kiss My royal Basque ass you Bastard, I told you that once before .You and your asshole buddy,s Scamp and Rabbit you all SUCK"

Maybe it's only supposed to be a free country for couples and SFs? Maybe someone should plant a clue tree in their backyard?

Priceless...

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Home of the Cubbies

Wenatchee WA
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'zactly

*wink*

Waxahachie TX
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Home of Jake & Elwood

Pennsauken NJ
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Should have said "Sure, come on over. I'm at 1060 West Addison, Chicago, Illinois."

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It wasn't on SLS, but....

"Male half here. I play apart from the wife. I can travel to your area if you'd like to meet up."

From someone in Hyderabad, India, 11,970 miles away.

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I just got a IM the other day... If you ever play alone. or your old man is not around, and your horny I can come over and do ya... Sometimes I am just at a loss for words !!!!

Pennsauken NJ
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Well...at least smoking pot hasn't ruined his vision.

Wenatchee WA
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njny, I know how you feel. It is amazing how some guys just do not read. I had updated in my profile why I want non-smokers even though I was under no obligation and I got one today.

Nice Ass, are you 420 friendly.

My reply, delete and block.

North Port FL
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from a SM (who is obviously not a match based on his stated preferences including smoking):

how r u

~delete

Bridgewater NJ
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