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goose grease?
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Danville VT
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"Jergen's lotion"
I prefer something with higher viscosity. If not lithium grease, at least 90 weight gear oil. |
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Belle Chasse LA
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This one forced me to picture something best not pictured:
"Her pics and me are keeping Jergen's lotion in business." Barf. |
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Cincinnati OH
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Got this email today:
"the wifey sure is looking yummy!" hmmm, only 2 lines in his profile... but he can spell! |
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Visalia CA
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Is that anything like "fake it til you make it"? ;-)
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Visalia CA
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What if you're a real fake ?
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Philadelphia PA
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Again, not an email, but I saw a tagline that went something like "If you're a fake, go fuck yourself. If you're real, come fuck us."
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Belle Chasse LA
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heehee... actually I was kinda being a brat... sarcastically saying what some people might think. Don't you want to be a piece of meat? A tube steak ;-)
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Visalia CA
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I don't have a hat.
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If I change your nickname to Cowboy will you post a cowboy pic?
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Cincinnati OH
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