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@ VA; i wonder if i should post a pic of just one leg? ha.

@ froggy: a big *smooch* to you, thank ya darlin. i do work hard on these legs.

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@VA, in my considered "expert" opinion, having perved NJNY's pics I believe that it would be entirely normal for a male to suffer from decreased oxygenated blood flow to the brain after having glimpsed her gams . . . IJS

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Maybe he was talking about (both of) your legs?

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from a single male who obviously cut & pasted the message:

"Hi there! How are you both? Your profile caught my attention. Wondering if you would like to connect, I'm sure we would vibe. Let me know."

(JW when i became a couple. hmph.)

--that was an auto reply (no thank you)

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OK, I never thought I would be writing on this topic. I go a msg from a SM over 5,500 miles away a d I this k it was for someone else. It said "Sorry, I have no interest". Now I have never written his so I replied "Your Loss".

Keep in mind I'm very straight, I checked mail history and it's gone so I'm sure he blocked me.

I thought that was very funny.

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Y'know, I'm SO glad that I stopped leading off emails with "If I were a carpenter, would you let me nail you?" I kept getting responses like "something something you're gonna get poleaxed something something". I mean really. A poleaxe isn't even used for woodworking......

Yeah, sorry folks. I'm utterly incapable of taking anything seriously.

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Here is one from today.

"I would like to know you. May I ?"

~Scamp

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We've played along a few times, don't think any conversations went beyond three replies before they just gave up and yes, it is just as likely to come from couples as single guys. Here's a sample:

Them: "Hi there!"

Us: "Hi"

Them: "How's it going?"

Us: "Good"

Them: "She is hot"

Us: "Thanks"

By now they either think we are simpletons or realize that they are. Either way, communications usually ends there.

~Scamp

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Hey, it isn't just the couples and single wimmens that get the two word emails. Got three like that while my profile SAID I was on Christmas break, two from couples and one from a woman, all between 60 and 350 miles away. Two emails said "hi there". The other was even wordier, if more formal with "hello there".

*facepalm*

I ALMOST decided to be a smartass and just reply "hi", but I just couldn't go through with it.

One thing I will say, I have a lot of respect for you couples and women who end up having to sift through piles and piles of that crap. And still you endeavor to persevere...... or is it pervsevere?

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(telephone number....name)

--the sum total of a message from a Bi single male, smoker, 5'7.

obviously did not read my profile.

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