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I just do not know what to say.

Having fun on SLS ? Getting that itch scratched ? My name is John, check out my pics, they are accurate. I play without my wife and she knows. This is what I am looking for, a horny slut (preferably single but not a problem if you can be careful and thoroughly discreet) that I can meet 1-3 time a month for full fun times of at least 2-6 hours per time. You must be the type of person that is open minded and freaky ! I view life through erotic-tinted glasses. I must be some sort of perve because I fantasize about 90% of the women I see everyday. NO Prudes or coy teasers ! Will do outside activities as long as they are adult themed. ;-) Toy store, bars, strip joints, swinger clubs, hotel parties, random pickups, exibitionism etc. Will try almost anything twice, just to be sure. Also, during the week would like to correspond thru email, erotic chatting, cyber sex, dirty pics and stories plus a day to day sexually oriented outlook on people is encouraged. I am a terrible flirt and an experienced freak, would love to have a NSA FWB situation with someone geographically close... I live in Dublin. Email me a and let's see what happens..... I'm usually the love me or hate me type. -John (hoping to one day lick your yearning clit through sheer panties !

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Oh Bruhman, you ruined your gag by using correct grammar and spelling in your post. Better luck next time ;-)

Pittsburgh PA
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Holly, how dare ya put our private conversation up in forums for all to see!!

I thought we were better than that!!!

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Start from the bottom and you can see why I get so disheartened by the majority of emails I receive.

Subject: FWB Sorry sweet ie but if do consider me sure won't b disappointed ty Subject: FWB Hello. We communicated when you were new to SLS and I explained that I wasn't meeting anyone at that time but I also made some suggestions about improving your profile. I just looked at your profile and see that you didn't take my advice. To be honest, even if I was meeting new people right now, I would not ever consider meeting you based on the way your profile is written. I encourage you to work on improving the content - both expanding it and correcting your spelling and grammar issues. Good luck Holly

Subject: FWB Hi short stuff like your look interested if you are message E

Then 3 month later he starts the conversation above Subject: FWB Ty u Holly appreciate infoand if like pic etc let me know or keep me in mind if want to play ty Subject: FWB Thanks for writing. I see you're new to SLS. Welcome! It can be a wonderful place but it doesn't take patience and perseverance. I am not meeting anyone new at this time but I'd like to offer some friendly advice. I think you should work on your profile a bit. It makes a better impression to use proper grammar and punctuation. You should also have more content. A free profile with no pictures and a just a couple of lines will not grab anyone's attention. You should also consider adding some pictures. You can put them in a private gallery and open for people who want to see what you look like. I wish you the best of luck!

holly

29-Jul-13 12:19 PM [EST] Subject: FWB Hi hott stuff if like message me n who knows

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{like}

Sheboygan Falls WI
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This one came today.

"Have you had any luck on this site?"

Well, no we haven't. We wrote all those certs ourselves.

Burleson TX
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Got this yesterday from a dude in AZ "Your pics got me hard.... At work. Thx! "

something kinda sweet/honest/funny about it, so I replied, even though I felt it was more one of those one-wya messages.

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great pic

Danville VT
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This today from someone we've already turned down: "Hey guys we like it make friends in and outside of room have a dinner drinks and see what happens guys interest in meeting us. "

I felt like I was in the Swinger edition of the movie Goonies.

San Antonio TX
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This ws in my inbox today " MORNING, Whats your email , so I can send pic and email "

Uhm, NO!

My reply, " Excuse me? NO! I do not operate that way! Please kindly take the time and trouble to READ my profile."

I guess I shoulda added, "Have a nice day", but didn't think of it in time. Grrr!

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