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Seriously? Sitting in our vehicle, outside of a dance club, waiting on our dates to arrive and this comes thru:

"Would love to Orally Massage the Lady...to CUMpletion, REPEATEDLY, before 69ing, Rimming,Reverse Cowgirl,Doggy ?? Style,DP.......n Creampie.

My Talented Tounge N Throbbing 9 awaits in Haymarket VA."

The Mrs. is replying, complimenting him on his ability to read our profile.....lol

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well you've gotta admit, they *are* nice breasteses. or, if you prefer, bodacious ta-tas.

;-)~

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Just turned me completely on. Haha. I was like uhm thanks. Haha

Dallas GA
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WOW, that's impressive !!!! Did it make you all warm and fuzzy.... LOL.. XOXOXO Rosie

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I just got one today that said: "Nice Breasteses". That's all. Haha

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HA HA HA HA here is another good one from another asshole " Looking for skinny, average, or some fat." so diverse another SM from the Philly area.... I must be an asshole magnate... LOL... guy's take it from those 2 assholes that I posted. I know most of you guy's know how to act, SO PLEASE DON"T DO what these guy's did.... XOXOXO Rosie

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Hey JennaG , get this, he was from Philly.. Now I see your close to the area, do I need to say more!!!! LOL... NOT that ALL GUY"S from Philly are ASSHOLES,but this one was!!!! XOXOXO Rosie

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SFC, now that is fucking funny.

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A single male to us " Hey I opened my pics for you.. Now I think you should do the same!!! " That is all the email said!!! REALLY????? His phone, and email must be flooded..... STAND BACK GIRLS!!!!! HE IS ALL OURS!!!! what an asshole....... XOXOXO Rosie

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Wow, I just got an email today from a single man nowhere near where I live. Very short profile saying; I'm looking for singles, couples that are single male friendly, or people with the same mindset to hang out with. Description said I'm good looking and well groomed and well hung. Nothing else, he has a profile picture but in that picture he has a ski mask on to hide his face.

His message; Hey sexy, want to get down and dirty with my.

My response was to not reply. I went to straight block.

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