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The subject was "single Male" the email read " Looking to try everything in life Would like to Hear more about you guys Slap my ass and pinch my nipples lol New to all this"

His profile?

"Description: Want to try something new I have been married for 20 years I want to try everything Anal you or me

Fantasies and / or real experiences: Looking to get my freak on"

Free member,no pics

Too bad he's also 800 miles away (not)

~~rabbit~

New Orleans LA
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  Her: Bi Curious ,46

On a swinger site, no less, smh

{Sigh} sure

Mcallen TX
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Thank you...I lobbed that one over the plate hoping some sexy thang would take a swing.

BT

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I think that means even a blind squirrel can get lucky and bust a nut!!!!!! Not sure but that's my take and I'm sticking with it ........(Evil HE HE HE ....... )

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Once in a while even a blind squirrel finds a nut. Not sure what that means though...

BT

New Orleans LA
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Good point BT.

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SOGOTB

Maybe it's a Bowl and not a Pot?

Or if you be farm folk, Suck Or Git Out The Barn?

BT

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New Orleans LA
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at the end of a nice introductory message:

"....I'd like to get to know you better, you sexy bugger!"

(that made me laugh. guy lives nearly 300 miles away though. whatup with dat?)

Bridgewater NJ
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@KJ Be careful, the internet police will indict you as they did me of lacking conviction for using abbreviations. :-)

@SBL You were courteous enough to reply thanking for the cock shots? lol :-)

~Allen

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My best lines so far as described as The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly.

The Good - Subject Line = Welcome to SLS. Message = A very warm and personable message with G and PG photo's open. I'm hoping to meet this one soon.

The Bad - Subject Line = yo babe. Message = I'm in town so lets meet tonight. (I don't think so).

The Ugly - Subject Line = Left Blank. Message = You want to ride this? (Sent picture of his penis, and was not even all that).

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