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@KJ: Ouch. Been there myself a few weeks ago by a SM only 10 years less than me asking if I was into Younger Men. Damn whippersnappers don't know to quit before the hole is too deep to climb out of.

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Seems to be working Sorillo

OT - second e-mail from couple after I've explained I am on a break. "Might you be willing to open up your galleries to us? We can also take the time between now and May to chat. My husband is very fond of mature ladies and I as well appreciate the experience and respect that is given from our aged and older females."

Aged AND older - well damn, let me throw on my dressy orthotics and housecoat then I'll be right over

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You know how it is in the puppet business......you gotta keep jerking those strings to keep folks interested.

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I feel so...Touched except- YOU NEVER GOT ON THE DAMN PLANE.

Puppet tease.

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*snort*

Nahh. Response was "Riiiiiiight. I don't think so." I mean, I'm a dick, but I'm not a TOTAL dick. Besides, only the folks I like get Teh Puppet. :)

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@ Sor : did you respond "Love me - Love my Puppet."?

Lafayette TN
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Wait!? Single Females send out crappy emails.

This is news to me, but then we only get emails from single males....

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From a SF, free member, one photo, new profile as of today.

"Hello It depends on how serious you can be ... i can volunteer 24 hours to come over to you and if you fuck me better we will get more chance to fuck multiple time if you cant treat me well then we split after a night stand ... ill love to find someone to spend alot of time with . Hopefully settle with ."

I swear, I deserve to get a better class of spammer.

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Better by the hour, mentioned if he'd read the profile today he'd have seen I was on a break, his response:

" I'm just trying to get to the head of the line when you are back - and it's not like you took your profile down. You're still looking. lol!"

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Reply back from a "no thanks" from a much younger fella:

"You're missing out !!! I'm worth it:)"

Gotta love a young, confident buck.

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