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Wow NJ! Just because they are illiterate? Maybe they have 24" cocks.........

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it's been slow with the new messages lately so i thought *maybe* that SMs were paying attention to the profile verbiage.

then this from late this afternoon.

"Subject: 6 foot 8

message: hi there, im _____. i hope 6 foot 8 isnt too tall for you:)"

time to tweak the "easy button" response.

"hi. you didn't read my profile. i'm not meeting new single men now."

(is that too blunt?)

Bridgewater NJ
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Bummer Scandle. I may have the shoots problem now and then, but I don't leave until everyone is happy at least.

South Beloit IL
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Scott, we played once with a couple whose husband, unfortunately, was much like that panda - but without the Oxford commas!

Sheboygan Falls WI
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Back to the Oxford comma... "Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves."

South Beloit IL
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D...d.....d... Dang it Lady. Turning it up a notch made me stutter. Haha Edible I say. Haha

Dallas GA
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"black light skin..."

The "light" of the party?

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Ha!

Alpharetta GA
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See, that pesky Oxford Comma makes a mish-mash of the poor guy's email. Mainly by it's absence.

Waxahachie TX
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If I wear white, will my shirt glow as well???

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