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I got a doozy today. SM, free of course, no pics {is this a checklist or what? }, been on here several years but no certs. Longish birdie about how he thought we would be a good match, i should read his profile and blah blah blah let's IM, etc

Well I read the damned thing. ...I don't know how I stayed awake through the whole thing. It was a dissertation on communication. My reply was comparatively brief. Want interested in lectures on trivialities and Thanks but no thanks. .....damn! Where's me a nice Neanderthal that can just drag me off by the hair of my head afer all that?

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Email from 50's something couple, subject line "Magnificent Tits" message says "I love those tits". REALLY? That is all you have? I mean, YEAH, state the obvious, but hell at their age you'd think they'd have a better line than that

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Free member sm no pics birdied. I replied staying he had no pics. He replied sls kept rejecting them.... Could I furnish him with an email to send me pics to {uhm...NOOOO!!!!!} I replied: please contrast profile review of you're having trouble with pics. As a volunteer that reviews pics, I may have already seen them. .. And found them not meeting guidelines. And please do not ask me for my email address.

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Than you gotta go with your gut

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I know. They were for sure find them hot and leave them wet abs but it takes more then that.

Louisville KY
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Grrrr!

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A very nice set of Abs belonging to a young firefighter emailed. Sadly no content in email or profile and of course ignored the whole "on break" thing.

Louisville KY
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omg kibb......lmao...

Woodbury NJ
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{Groan} another typical exchange with a blue gumby free member.

He: "how are you? "

{After reading his profile and seeing him emphasize how straight he was, but repeatedly talking about wanting mmf's} me:  "Fine.

Recommendation: if you've been with a dude and a chick and you two dudes weren't doing anything with/to each other, it's a mfm. A mmf implies there's two bi dudes involved."

his reply: "how are you? "

{THUD} REALLY, dude?!?

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Reminds me of that online dating fails article that I quoted from the other day He: "you would love my dick" She: "if it's like your message, it's short and unconvincing"

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