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"Dear Darla. I hate your stinking guts. You make me vomit. You're the scum between my toes. Love, Alfalfa" Nope, nobody wrote this to me...just love this scene out of Little Rascals and it seemed to fit.

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another single male from yesterday who started off with

"Yes I did read your profile"

*cough* um....no, you didn't!

~rolling eyes~

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so the single guy who messaged me he is often "in town"--to whom i sent the "i have a boyfriend, if you had read my profile, good luck in your search" wrote back again:

"sorry...open with pics ;) I hope to hear back. Best, _____"

this time: delete & block

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I just have to say thanks for this forum topic! Not just the laughs, but also helping me not feel like the only person getting these crazy messages!

Dover PA
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From a 2-3 perv a week SM ---

"Good morning...any interest in a mfm 3some?"

I guess you didn't read our profile when you pierced it or you would have known the answer.

I'll give him points for the 'Good morning'

Little Egg Harbor NJ
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"single" male from Virginia

Good Afternoon- I found your profile to be interesting.. And, I hope you like my mine as well ;)

I am often in town for work ...

My pic should be open.... Best, ______

Also, if you would like to text, my # is ___ ___ ____

(dude! you didn't *read*!)

Bridgewater NJ
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Not an email, but...

Free member couple, one pic of her, on SLS for 7 years. Guesses at our k ik ID and messages us there.

Emails saying it's her. Her husband will be in our area on Monday night. Will be play with him?

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Seriously?

Windermere FL
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Ah yes. He replied again while I was posting

Him " I apologize, im a very impatient I need to learn not to be!! And I'm very horny, seems like it's easy for everybody else to hook up but when it comes to me it's a no go, and I don't mean or say anything offen"

~rabbit~

New Orleans LA
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Lol. New 21 year old SM. Listed as straight but says in his profile he's been with men and is a bottom I should just block him but he's amusing me right now

Him "Hey there how's it going!"

4 minutes later

Him "Hey how's it going"

Me " It's going good. BTW, you may want to change your profile to Bi or BiCurious

BTW2 - we're not interested. Something you would have known if you had managed to get past my pics and actually read our profile.

~rabbit~"

Him " Didn't mean to offend y'all, I'm new on here so trying to connect and thank you, I will change it"

9 minutes later

Him "Let's play together"

Me " Are you dense? Stop emailing us. I've already made it clear I'm not interested.

Not at all. Not a tiny bit. Not gonna happen."

Him " Ok i apologize, sure you think different if saw me in person"

Me " You just don't get it. I don't care if you are an Adonis. You are immature and disrespectful and not at all what I (we) look for (once again, if you bothered to read our profile you would know this). I'm not desperate. Few people on this site are.

This isn't a free whorehouse. You don't pull out your dick here and women (and men) jump on it.

You will not have much luck at all with your approach but by all means, keep wasting your time. Just try to show a little restraint and don't waste and more of mine"

New Orleans LA
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(an IM we got)

Hello. I got cheap obamacare health insurance I give free phone quotes. send me a message if interested

Seriously???

Windermere FL
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