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GRRR! Birdie from someone Irecently {politely} declined: "Hello. Are you still not looking for some fun? I'd love to meet you if you are. Please let me know...we can meet for a drink first if you like. Thanks. :) "

My response: 'I've got plenty of fun. I'm simply not looking for fun with anyone I don't already know. There' a HUGE difference! Thank you for your interest."

Mcallen TX
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Yall are worth a road trip, too

Mcallen TX
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Aww Kibbs

You know we would drive four hours for you sweetie!

Burleson TX
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WOW! COunt me in!!!!! Are they four hours in my direction?!?! {NOT!}

Mcallen TX
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This one came today~

"Hey guys want to meeting us"

The whole profile was full of spelling and grammar errors. Not to mention they are about 4 hours away.

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This wasn't from an email but it was an opening I used at a local naughty back to school club party about a week ago. My wife was off doing her thing and I saw a hottie off to the side, practically naked, dancing and in her own happy place.

She was too distracting for me to ignore so I walked up to her, smiled, and whispered in he ear, "I'm just dying to know what school you got thrown out of.." She cracked up and we ended up having a great chat-

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"lets have hrs of sex"

Hmmm...considering that we already sent him the "thanks but no thanks" response last Spring, no pictures, very little info (other than about his magnificent 8" rock hard member) and he lives 3 hours away...AND he is about 5 years above our age range!!!!

This guy sounds just like what we are looking for, I should see if he wants to meet and send him a "when and where" email just to fuck with him :-)

Shamokin PA
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You considering him for temp-to-hire, Mrs. Uriah?

Mcallen TX
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Damn, wonder if dude can multi-task too.

Memphis TN
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Damn Holly, sounds like you got yourself a winner there...if you don't want him you can toss him our way...lol

I haven't seen that many missing periods since the last time the Mrs. was pregnant!!!

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