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this gem arrived just a few minutes ago...

"Hosting in my hotel room tonight in Louisville near the airport. Come receive oral pleasure, ride my tongue."

I can count on less then one hand the guys that this message would actually be something that made me hot.

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I didn't give you permission to post my email BT!

lol

New Orleans LA
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I would never long distance SE t you, Holly. I'm looking forward to a short distance M&G one day soon. I've only been to Pittsburgh once.

Back on topic: received one of the sweetest lines I've ever received from a friend this am.

"You're like my kid bro almost."

Love it!

New Orleans LA
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Even though I hadn't been on this site in over a month, someone emailed me 18 days ago, "Freaking hot!!! Do you chat on Messenger???"

So clearly he didn't notice that I wasn't visiting the site regularly, that my profile states you need to be local, and I specifically mention that I have no interest in long distance sexting. Lol.

Pittsburgh PA
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sounds like a rockband!

Mcallen TX
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I just love the profiles where there is a whole paragraph, but no punctuations at all. They are rambling on without a pause.

Mount Clemens MI
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lol....so did he cum to the right place Scandle?

;^D

New Orleans LA
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We just got one from a couple that is new, no pics, with a reasonably well written profile, but their email said:

Hi New and tryingo wet new friends

Either he's drunk or really, really nervous.

Sheboygan Falls WI
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Just got this from a SM, no pics, profile has 4 lines with bad grammar and spelling, last line read- wat u see is wat u get: "hi.....march..?"

Visalia CA
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THAT's what I like about you, 'vette! You've got chutzpah.

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