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Guy from Orlando FL. Nothing in subject line and message; I'm near, hit me up KIK or (gave his yahoo addr). My reply was; how is Orlando FL 767 Miles or 907 by car about 15 Hours 5 Minutes is that near? He is a baby in age and clearly did not read my age requirements.

Bethany Beach DE
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i can teach you how to squirt

Newport News VA
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Oooooo!

Mcallen TX
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@nj: I think "not even like" is an appropriate response. Lol

Orlando FL
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IM from a SM whose mail messages i have (politely) declined on multiple occasions (typed exactly as it appears in the IM log):

"no luv huh"

Bridgewater NJ
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Had to laugh receiving:

". . . you seem like a very pleasant person"

all I could think was "thanks mom!"

Haverhill MA
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From a much younger couple that didn't read our profile:

"hey hows it going"

They are way under our age limit and smokers, two things that we are pretty firm on. I rejected them politely.

Sheboygan Falls WI
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from a significantly younger SM, no prior communication.

"hi how r u"

(yes all lower case, no punctuation.)

sowwy, dude....delete.

Bridgewater NJ
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We've encountered that before. We are not interested in those.

Windermere FL
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We had a normal back and forth here then as soon as we started to message off sls it came out : we are married to others that don't know and want to get into the lifestyle to improve our own relationship?

Wtf?

Orlando FL
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