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My elongated caramel penis will tease the inner vaginal cells of your treasure box inducing a river of sweet nectar that will arouse the sensual hormones of your soft delectable beautiful body;enticing my tongue to marinate your clitoris until your inner thighs quiver like a strong wind breaking leaves from a tree. His follow up message included "yoni" and a few other odd balls.

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Same single dude sends exactly the same idiotic email again 10 hours later.

(sigh)

Windermere FL
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From a SM 300 miles away, " I'd like to be stuck in you. " Think Ill pass,

Youngstown OH
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Single dude, of course:

"I read your profile"

(No, you didnt)

" and would love to meet you. Please let me know if you are interested. I am in the Miami/Orlando area for a week"

Miami and Orlando are 300 miles apart. That's like saying you're in the Boston/New York, or New Oreleans/Dallas area.

Idiot.

Windermere FL
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"We're interested if you are."

Now how does one refuse that???

~lady~

Alpharetta GA
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"Hi we are hot". Uh, ok. "Love to meet you ". ~Delete~

Seattle WA
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Just plain painful.

Lafayette TN
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(Shaking head in disbelief)

Little Egg Harbor NJ
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@KJ - LMAO. It's like the one I got - "You have really firm breasts for an older woman."

And for the ones who want free porn, I tell them I don't donate to their free porn collection. Either respect me of STFU.

My all time favorite line - which was the only line - "Do you swallow?" Not for you.

Binghamton NY
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SoGood-- while reading your last post I somehow started to think that the words "lotion" and "basket" would belong in that basement.

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