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TOPIC: Submit the best lines from your favorite emails on sls
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This is another gem from a single guy...

"...Can you open your pics for me? I opened mine for you..... "

Jasper FL
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A tagline from a couple: "looking for fun not weird stuff"

No weird stuff, like having sex with someone you aren't married to WITH your husband's consent... and maybe even with him in the room and watching ;-)

Visalia CA
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"I am going to the American Legion Post 57 in Jacksonville tonight. Pull in by the huey helicopter parked on the hill; it's located directly across from The Rocket barbque restaurant, and it has a It is Karokoe Night and I'm going to attempt to sing "Dancing With Myself" by: Billy Idol~ Well, I am sure you will recognize me, but just in case I will have black pants, a nice shirt, and tie."

This from a single mail we've never communicated with lol.......ummm seriously is this your way of an invitation to meet ???? Ey Gads !

Mrs Sav

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Great thread. This should be mandatory reading for single males.

Itailins? Meat? Maybe he was talking about a cold cut sub? ;^)

Daniels MD
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I've had those too...though one of my favorites was an email that was clearly written for a couple (no or single lady...lol). I wrote him back and busted his balls a bit. He responded thinking it was funny and, of course, still thought I should meet him.

Pittsburgh PA
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Sounds like someone to block to me... I don't block very many people... only the creepy, stalker types.

Visalia CA
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Just received this:

Dear holly, I sent u an im about a month ago and something came up. If you are still interested in meeting im me and we can go from there. Would love to go out for a drink or two.

Seems innocent enough... Except, he emailed me two months ago and I politely turned him down and explained why I wasn't interested. He then emailed me three more times asking to see me, ending each email with "U WONT BE DISAPPOINTED". I didn't respond to any of those emails and now emails like we're old buddies and it was just a quirk of fate that we haven't met yet. LOL

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A single man's Tagline:

"its like fuck.im tired of all.the bull on this site if ur on here and dont wNt to hook up then just."

Wow! That's the positive attitude that will attract the women ;-)

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Mario, a poster in one of these threads has used words like "butterface" and "substandard" to describe the women he will fuck if it means he gets laid at the end of the day, if there's nothing "better" in the lineup.

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I like my play dates to be picky... it means I'm not "substandard" and just a pitty-fuck ;-)

Visalia CA
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