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Wow Lou... wow... Like you, I'd be a bit dumbstruck as to how to reply to that doozy. I've received some odd emails but that one has odd coming at you from sooo many angles. It sounds like he's looking for a life partner, NOT a play pal. As I read through his list of all that he wants, I was a bit amused by his priorities.

How did you respond?

And am I the only one who got a little tingly at the notion of playing whack-a-mole with Mr Leeza?

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Lou- sounds like a Mama's boy who wants you to take care of him... RUN AWAY!!!

...that doesn't make me a "meddling friend", does it?

We've been getting a lot of e-mails and IMs from single guys who have not followed the simple request in our profile that they have pictures opened... I feel like I'm playing whack-a-mole.

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I have no words to describe this and can nnot htink of what to reply. He is a 9 year lifetime member with no certs.

hello, i'd enjoy getting to know you. i too am searching... interested in getting know someone new? i'm protective NOT possessive...i am looking for someone who: Likes sex often--- Willing to put one foot on the dash and play with herself while we travel---- Is open to nude resort---- Is open to laying around naked----- Would save till we have enough to travel, and spend it all that week, start all over again---- Would always communicate her needs- --- Would share the last bread stick---- Can change a light bulb, but would ask me to do it just to make me feel needed----- - Can cook, but likes to eat out when we could afford it----- Sees a fluffy cloud as more than "dust, moister, gas"--- Likes a big house but can live in a cabin in the woods---- Likes oral sex, giving and receiving---- Can ask me to help her with her toys---- Has no meddling friends….----- NO BAGGAGE !!!------- Can live on very little funds and ISN’T a gold digger. ---- I have VERY LITTLE money…--- - Can enjoy a beer joint or cocktail lounge-- ---- Knows enough not to wear an evening dress to a funeral------ Knows colors well enough to tell me ‘that shirt doesn’t go with those slacks’------ better stop before i get too ??????????-

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"Why do you need a hung male for oral?"

Maybe for the wife to look at afterward? lol

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Not an email but this hot date made me laugh..

looking for discreet soft swap and oral on her .Were looking for a couple or well hung male to do oral on her.

Why do you need a hung male for oral?

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I don't like when guys write and use terms of endearment in their first email... like the one who called Babe "Hon". I know it's probably just a pet peeve of mine, but it makes me want to say "Don't 'hon/sweety/baby' me... you don't know me" Now if it were a gramma from the South, that would be a whole different story ;-)

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Babe, I would say that you have a body made for sinning. But I would whisper it in your ear. And then I would kiss your cheek.

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rcvd a while back, from a free member couple with no certs, at 11:30pm on a Wednesday evening: "you luk lik fun. we want yous to cum over and fuk wife toonite." When their gracious invitation was declined, the reply called me a lying poser that wasnt serious about the LS. I made the mistake of sending a reply, noting that it was late to start with, a "work night", and that by the time I showered, dressed and drove to meet them that it would have been 1:30am. Their reply went downhill rapidly. I must confess that at times like that, I do enjoy the "BLOCK" key.

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give him 10 for accuracy, 0 for style points

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heeheehee... love it!

There are times when I really want to ask some of these people if that really works for them, but on the other hand... I don't care to get into a discussion with someone who obviously didn't read our profile first, or if they did, they don't respect what we have to say.

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