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We got one on another site which said "What kind of single guy catches your eye?"

I usually just ignore these, but responded with "The kind that bothered to read our profile. Hint: It's not you."

Windermere FL
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" "Nice Breasteses""

Was it Gollum??

Windermere FL
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Seriously? Sitting in our vehicle, outside of a dance club, waiting on our dates to arrive and this comes thru:

"Would love to Orally Massage the Lady...to CUMpletion, REPEATEDLY, before 69ing, Rimming,Reverse Cowgirl,Doggy ?? Style,DP.......n Creampie.

My Talented Tounge N Throbbing 9 awaits in Haymarket VA."

The Mrs. is replying, complimenting him on his ability to read our profile.....lol

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well you've gotta admit, they *are* nice breasteses. or, if you prefer, bodacious ta-tas.

;-)~

Bridgewater NJ
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Just turned me completely on. Haha. I was like uhm thanks. Haha

Dallas GA
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WOW, that's impressive !!!! Did it make you all warm and fuzzy.... LOL.. XOXOXO Rosie

Pennsauken NJ
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I just got one today that said: "Nice Breasteses". That's all. Haha

Dallas GA
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HA HA HA HA here is another good one from another asshole " Looking for skinny, average, or some fat." so diverse another SM from the Philly area.... I must be an asshole magnate... LOL... guy's take it from those 2 assholes that I posted. I know most of you guy's know how to act, SO PLEASE DON"T DO what these guy's did.... XOXOXO Rosie

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Hey JennaG , get this, he was from Philly.. Now I see your close to the area, do I need to say more!!!! LOL... NOT that ALL GUY"S from Philly are ASSHOLES,but this one was!!!! XOXOXO Rosie

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SFC, now that is fucking funny.

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