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Gorcibly, somewhat akin to forcibly, only described by someone who can't type {namely, this girl lol}

And i can picture you really getting behind a girl and being, uhm, supportive...and balls, well, that's a different story all together.

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On second thought, I could definitely get behind the "from behind" concept. JS.

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I have no idea what "gorcibly taken" is, but I don't like the sound of it one bit, Kibbs. You're smart to avoid that guy. Besides, if you gag on bite wings, I can't imagine balls would be any more to your liking...licking??

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One whose decided he likes an early afternoon drink or two as a precursor to a fora visit.

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OMG a dude i have REPEATEDLY said no to over the years sent me a birdie saying his swing partner is interested in me. I took a refresher look at his profile and it was all talking about ball gags and being gorcibly taken from behind. Oh. Hell. No. Next, please

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The people we responsed to with "Yes." wrote back!

"we would love to meet next time you are here. You guys look really sexy."

Um, the next time we are in Texas? You're going to meet us anywhere in Texas?

K, thanks.

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....some single dude from out of state who says he loved my profile! then asks if i happen to have a domme side.

errr....dude, did ya *read*?

that one's going unanswered while i think up a suitably clever reply.

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very funny!

welcome to the forums, hang out and have some fun.

Bridgewater NJ
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I got one from a "single" female (note we are a couple and I'm strait). "Can I tie you up on your side and blow you while my husband fucks you in the ass?" and she left a phone number.

I looked at her profile: a shy bbw that likes to watch...

My wife thought it was some kind of mistake. She called the girl - it was her cousin and his wife playing a joke. We didn't know they were in the lifestyle and they created a fake profile just to mess with us.

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Kibbles, it's been 2 days and I still cringe thinking about it. It's bad enough to be Catherized, for medical reason. But to do it for sex reason, that's wierd.

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The entirety of an email from a couple in Dallas:

"Do you ever go to Texas?"

I answered:

"Yes."

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