Would you like a one liner holly!

"Should I offer my armpit?"

Holly,

You should. I'm sure we'd like to see the response. Quite entertaining.

cjf -- aren't i "lucky." LOL.

I actually switched my "interest level" to zero for about 2 months (so i wouldn't show up on "Who's on") just to stop the emails. I still signed on to SLS for the Forums but was sooo tired of the emails.

i have noticed however that i've never had an email from you.... ;-)

Holly, you get more emails than a frog has worts!

hi. joe here can we play....would love to taste ya??

Should I offer my armpit?

Rdy beat me to the Mondeiu crack... it sounded like his writing... LOL

I forgot to tell you he is in the U.K.

Wow, a soulmate, just from a profile. How can you turn it down!

HELLO Your skin shines than the finest satin and glows radiantly illuminating like the sun, setting over a serene pool of crystal clear water. Your are like mermaids in the sunshine, promulgating the exotic beauty from within your innermost being. Words alone limit me to explaining exactly how I feel about you. It has being so long a woman have captured my attention or made my heart beat so fast as it did right now...you have enlighten my entire spirit,and fill me with much joy...i adore you..today,always and beyond tomorrow,i need you beside me as a close friend,lover and most importantly as a beloved soul mate. YOU CAN AD ME ON YAHOO INSTANT MESSENGER SO WE COULD GET A CHANCE TO KNOW EACH OTHER BETTER AND CHAT BETTER ( ) on yahoo messenger or ( you can send me a mail. HOPE TO READ FROM YOU SOON.

What more could I ask for? lol

"Just wanted to say Hi. I was looking at some of the profiles here on SLS and came across yours and found it interesting so I thought that I would write you a quick note to say hello and introduce myself. My name is Mxxx and I live in Lxxx Pxxx Ga. If you get a chance, maybe we can chat. Take care, Mxxx."

I took out the identifying parts, well mostly anyway. Our profile states that we aren't looking & if we were he is well out of our age range. I thought it was a requirement to teach reading in all 50 states but apparently not.