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Awww Kibbie, for you we will hold extensive classes! :-D

Burleson TX
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I'm sorry, I guess i shoulda said more....

{grin}

Mcallen TX
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This one came yesterday.

"We are looking for a couple who will teach us the etiquette."

That's it. Profile was maybe 6 lines and no pics.

Sheesh

Burleson TX
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*something* like that

Mcallen TX
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Seriously, a ransom note...I bet the demand wasn't for $$$ but for sexual favors instead, right?

Memphis TN
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Mrs. Uriah, I just lost a pair of drawers, and got a ransom note, no less.....that shit ain't funny! {oh, wait: yes it is!}

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This one I got the other day:

I can fuck alil nite. try me if u think im lyiIng

Had to laugh out loud at that!

Anchorage AK
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"Would she be willing to sell a pair of her panties?" ---------

I wonder if they have a specific pair in mind.

Shelly

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I get those from time to time. "Flirt with her and buy her some drinks and maybe..." or "Meet us at ABC Bar and seduce my wife"

Um, pass. lol

New Orleans LA
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Got the following a few days ago...

"trying to surprise girl after work"

Not really a bad line or a good one...just sort of funny. Did he want us to hide in some bushes by his house and jump out when she came home and yell...SURPRISE!!!

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