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I just saw this tagline on a SF profile: Looking for a sperm donor .. No strings attached I don't even need your real name sls .. Any takers"

Visalia CA
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Got an email from a couple with no pics, several hundred miles away, in another state. It simply said," Hi! We are _____. Want to exchange naughty texts? Our number is......" Hmmm......no!!!!

Picayune MS
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So Lou, you said "no"? Weren't you put on Earth to help keep her husband satisfied? LOL I love that she thinks you'll just go over to his house, never having met him before, and he isn't even the one approaching you. ridiculous!

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Greetings, Im out of town right now but my husband is home we do play together and alone>>>thought it would be nice to have you stop by ourplace and put a smile on his face.

Really let me just come over to a strangers house,

From a profile created today with no pics...

Columbus OH
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Nic, I can see where you might have thought that it meant, better looking, younger brother, but the email was from a formerly SF.

New Orleans LA
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This is from a few weeks ago, "I have the place to myself tor a few hours..."....I think him mother was taking his granny for some treatment or something.

Mcallen TX
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this gem arrived just a few minutes ago...

"Hosting in my hotel room tonight in Louisville near the airport. Come receive oral pleasure, ride my tongue."

I can count on less then one hand the guys that this message would actually be something that made me hot.

Louisville KY
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I didn't give you permission to post my email BT!

lol

New Orleans LA
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I would never long distance SE t you, Holly. I'm looking forward to a short distance M&G one day soon. I've only been to Pittsburgh once.

Back on topic: received one of the sweetest lines I've ever received from a friend this am.

"You're like my kid bro almost."

Love it!

New Orleans LA
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Even though I hadn't been on this site in over a month, someone emailed me 18 days ago, "Freaking hot!!! Do you chat on Messenger???"

So clearly he didn't notice that I wasn't visiting the site regularly, that my profile states you need to be local, and I specifically mention that I have no interest in long distance sexting. Lol.

Pittsburgh PA
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