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I have to share this conversation with you:

Subject: Nice Profile...unique and esoteric! I am interested in same.Your profile is one of the most thorough profiles I ever read...it bothers on hypergraphia....lol(hope you appreciate good humor)I am very educated, professional,real and genuine, with penchant for pure,uninhibited,DRAMA free, adult fun.I am a black male,(of a different extraction...more on that later)I grew up in Germany, Switzerland,England, and West Africa . I am 6'3",240,very muscular, and athletically built.I do plan to cultivate good friendship predicated on mutual respect.So, lets see if we connect and see where we go from here...Take care...E

My reply: Will you please post a picture or two (not your private parts). And let me give you a tip... you might not want to use the $10 words on everybody... a lot of people will find it egotistical of you. If someone has to Google a word to know what you are saying to them, you may get a NO just for that ;-)

His: Thanks for your response...I also want to thank you for your astute observation with respect to my writing style.I am sorry you found my "wrting style"egotistical.First of all,my writing style is a genuine portrayal of who I am.IT IS NOT AN ACT .That is the only way I write and speak.I guess you would like to have my British and German accent"surgically removed"if you could...lol.I try not to be "presumptuous"and judgmental of others.Anyway, thanks for your expedient response.And I never knew you could attach a monetary value to words...lol.I am quite humorous and truly appreciate good humor in turn....Hope to chat with you later..Have a nice week....E

Mine: LOL... re-read what a wrote. Then eat your words... or shove them up your ass, I don't care! That attitude won't get you far in this lifestyle.

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omg, I actually laughed at this one :

"Magnums work well for me. So hell! If your into black guys it's ok, we'll just keep the lights off and you'll never know I'm WHITE ;o) "

San Antonio TX
 
 
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But at least our "forum friend" admits he is full of BS ;-)

heehee

Visalia CA
 
 
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"Hi there looking for fun and friends do like the bar's and swinger clubs I am str8 DDF live in the NW side my name is Robert nice pic of the wife if you like to talk (inserted phone number) I am discreet "

Nice, from a single female profile who says on the profile her name is "ciny"

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Hit me up sometime we will get together and have some fun my name is Joe XXXXXXXXXX give it a shot

The numbers were all together & our profile tagline clearly states we aren't looking at this time. Guys need to learn to read. His whole profile looked like my 8 yr old could have done a better job typing it.

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Rec'd today:

"u guys are nice openminded type of couple and nice to read as well! anyways, have fun folks,ching ching! lol i know i'm having too much fun too!"

Visalia CA
 
 
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Just got this one:

"Hi how you doing lets chat xxxxxxxxxxx69 @ xxxxxcom"

OMG... it's Joey!!

Visalia CA
 
 
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""Why are you even single?"

How about, because I chose to...?"

LOL - Amen. Babe.... It's funny how many people can't comprehend this concept.

Emeryville CA
 
 
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just got a dick pic with the text "What's up?"

Danville VT
 
 
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id like u to get me wet and then let me get your tits wet

1st email from this person?

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