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i thought the same, kibbs.

the other day i got a new message: "hi how r u" from a "couple" profile that has next to no verbiage, no pics open. radar says it's a dude not actually a couple.

last night, one IM. "?"

ohtay. deleted message and IM. dude: i don't IM. i don't respond to text speak messages from nonexistent profiles.

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Makes for a nice read.

Beats the hey let's get together for drinks, here's my ~somewhere outdide of here~contact info

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SM: Subject: A hot MFM fantasy ;) A fantasy of mine: I knock on the door and you answer in regular clothes. I ask if you need help fixing something and you reply "yes" then let me in. I start looking at whatever it is and you start running your fingers through my hair and rub my broad shoulders and back. Pretty soon I can no longer resist, and wrap you up in my strong body. We kiss deeply as I start groping every part of your incredible body, making you equal parts moaning and soaking wet. My pants come off much easier than they should; my thick cock pressing hard to escape the clothing. As soon as the cock appears it vanishes again inside your hot mouth; I can't stifle my moan. You're good; very good. I pull you off my cock to kiss you deeply before laying you down and giving you an incredible hand job. You're soaking wet by now and cum in less than 30 seconds all over my fingers. I feel your entire body stiffen and relax again. Before you've fully recovered I flip you over on your stomach and am on top of you from behind. I wrap my legs into yours and plunge my cock deep in your hot pussy. The feeling is incredible; we both moan and want more and more. I hold you down and give you the fuck of your life as you cum on my hard cock over and over until I can't take a single stroke more. I pull out and give you my hot cum all over your amazing body.

Reply: Ok, I have a couple questions: Where is the MFM in that fantasy?

WTF does this have to do with anything we have in our profile?

SM next reply as I write this is a backpedaling apology. However, the first impression is a lasting one.

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@ SFC: I know! Right! :-D

"Thank you Allen for that advise."

@ Velvet: You're welcome. I did read you're entire profile and believe it has a lot of potential to be very eloquently evolved over time with the proper guidance from some very nice fora "advisors" . I just want to say I like the shape your pants are making......... Duh-hah-hah.

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some guy's don't know what to say to a beautiful girl!!!!

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Thank you Allen for that advise. Now I have to come up with a new tag line, gee thanks a lot buddy ........ LOL only kidding. Thanks for the education on electronic devices.

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LOL, I had to clean my desk after I ended up spitting out coffee after signing in and clearing my emails when another one came in. Had me laughing at his goofy pic. Guy most definite did not read my profile for what I was looking for;

1. His profile picture makes him look so goofy, I give him kudo's for at least putting his picture out there. 2. Subject; Blank 3. Message; Its cold out there this snowy day

Is that a statement, an ice breaker, normally I would ignore but he is fairly new so I think I will at least explain why I am not interested, with the most important reason is he is young enough to be my son.

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Welcome to the forums Velvet. May I recommend a visit to the better profiles and achieving better success portions.

Bluetooth devices are secure devices, that do reach out, but only pair up with designated devices when directed. WI-fi can be a less secure device that can often connect to multiple hosts without anything but a simple handshake. lol

~Allen

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Thank you Current and VA. I am beginning to see this.

North Port FL
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Ditto.

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