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Columbus OH |
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"Why do you need a hung male for oral?"
Maybe for the wife to look at afterward? lol |
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Emeryville CA |
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Not an email but this hot date made me laugh..
looking for discreet soft swap and oral on her .Were looking for a couple or well hung male to do oral on her. Why do you need a hung male for oral? |
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Columbus OH |
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I don't like when guys write and use terms of endearment in their first email... like the one who called Babe "Hon". I know it's probably just a pet peeve of mine, but it makes me want to say "Don't 'hon/sweety/baby' me... you don't know me" Now if it were a gramma from the South, that would be a whole different story ;-)
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Visalia CA |
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Babe, I would say that you have a body made for sinning. But I would whisper it in your ear. And then I would kiss your cheek.
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Danville VT |
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rcvd a while back, from a free member couple with no certs, at 11:30pm on a Wednesday evening: "you luk lik fun. we want yous to cum over and fuk wife toonite." When their gracious invitation was declined, the reply called me a lying poser that wasnt serious about the LS. I made the mistake of sending a reply, noting that it was late to start with, a "work night", and that by the time I showered, dressed and drove to meet them that it would have been 1:30am. Their reply went downhill rapidly. I must confess that at times like that, I do enjoy the "BLOCK" key.
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Morgan City LA |
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I did :)
What would you say...? |
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Panama City Beach FL |
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give him 10 for accuracy, 0 for style points
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Danville VT |
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"OMG HON,WHAT AN AWESOME LITTLE PORN BODY YOU HAVE"
Lol... Compliment straight to the point :) |
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Panama City Beach FL |
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heeheehee... love it!
There are times when I really want to ask some of these people if that really works for them, but on the other hand... I don't care to get into a discussion with someone who obviously didn't read our profile first, or if they did, they don't respect what we have to say. |
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Visalia CA |
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