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Inez, you do look good...........................

For a woman your age.

:-D

Charles Town WV
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"I'm really into older women" ,Well thank you for reminding me of that , you fucking nipple head

Ronkonkoma NY
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Yeah, those crack me up, too...then i hit delete

Mcallen TX
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e-mail - "Hi how you doing, my name is ____ and I would like to get to know you guys if it is ok with both parties."

Is there anything about my profile that says I am a couple......I think not !!

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Girls night!!!!!

Mcallen TX
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I have not gotten a bad email in a while but this came in today;

No Subject, message read; Lets fuck. No picture open and I replied back asking if he had a picture. You never know, guy just may not have a clue.

Picture did not match his description at all. I replied how old was that picture.

His reply was he blocked me. My thought is the lying fool did me a favor. Why guys can't be honest and truthful never fails to amaze me.

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OK now let's get back on topic before this thread turns into The Estrogen Diaries.

My favorite line from an SLS email I received is, "I'm sorry if I offended you". I received this in an email randomly without ever having pointed out a flaw, a mistake, or misstep on the part of the sender. Like Gee do you think you said something that offended me? If you proofread your emails before you send them that might save your ass from a moment. It's kind of an admission that you failed to proofread and you offended me at the same time with something you wrote that was regrettable.

Pasadena CA
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That would sound like fun.

Marydel DE
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thank you, ladies. i think we need to plan a girls' night out, y'all aren't that far away.

and cutie, those kinds of messages happen. delete is better IMO than any response in those cases.

Bridgewater NJ
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Frack, I agree with you on njny, and my winner of a message today is as follows.

Subject; Was left blank.

Message; I know I'm not goodlooking but I have a big dick.

My reply, none. Decide to block his ass as a dumbass.

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