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ok I had to read it twice :Dick and balls ready here.

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Maybe "show us around" is code......?

Mcallen TX
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I'm pretty sure I didn't read that in your profile anywhere.

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"wanna play this afternoon" was my winner for the day...says in our profile we don't play on short notice.

but I got one this AM that had a smile on my face, very handsome young man who has access to our private pics told me how sexy I was and that he wished we lived closer so he could buy me a drink.

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"Love your profile... You two sound like a lot of fun."

Cmon, really? I mean, I TRIED to be as obnoxious as possible, and still we get the mass emails. Lol.

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I will have to look and see how close his travels take him to you for future trips ;)

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lol I most likely could have sent you Trooper for a booty call last night if you were looking for one ;)

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yes he couldn't have made it any clearer if he was wearing a neon sign.

Louisville KY
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At least he made it obvious that he's not what you're looking for, since they don't wear signs. lol

Mcallen TX
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so I jinxed myself...today I got "text me" from some dude with one line in his profile.

really dude? Pretty sure in our profile it says you need to be able to send me a email that will get my attention. The only reason I even looked at the profile was to see if you were stupid enough to put your telephone number in it for public view. Sure enough you were stupid enough to put it in your tag line.

Delete.

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