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This was one of many things that made me smile this morning, in spite of a slight headache: "...and Omg, I hope this doesnt offend you, but you are THE pinnacle definition of MILF." From a hot little 21 year old dude. {Sigh}

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{Percolator burp}

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Just received this. I would like for you to go get fucked by guy leave him and let me clean you up. I am not even going to reply.

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Scandle, it most certainly will, along with a birthday celebration this weekend and next week, and visitors next weekend. My cup runeth over and I'm feeling very, verylucky.

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I bet that will keep a smile on your face all day, BT!

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Received last evening, "Please come home...I want to fuck you in our new house."

-the female half of a favorite couple

Coincidentally, I'm on my way to the airport today.

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Just got a brief text-speak birdie from a 20-something free member in my area stating how hot he thought I was and did I dig younger men. He attached a pic showing his torso, and the picture cut off mid-winkie {yes, in his case, I'm calling it a winkie} and there was dirty laundry littered across the room in hte background. I thanked him for his interest and tried to offer him some constructive criticism as kindly as possible.

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~~pass!~~

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:<strong>i will be in your area soon</strong>I am a little older but in much better shape than most. Will be in your area the weekend of mlk day. Would you like to meet?

OK he is 60 and ne to the lifestyle also requesting a teacher..

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I've received several in the last couple weeks from couples or single men under 25. Not my thing either.

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