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OK, y'all this impressed me. From a brand new 22 yo SM {PAID!!!!!} profile in ATL: " I never expected to see you here! Do you remember me? It's {his name redacted for his privacy}! Wow didn't we have an amazing time together. We got so drunk at the bar, then back at your place...just wow. Unfortunately I didn't wear a condom and...I think I'm pregnant... "

I got a chuckle and replied to him. He's too young/too far away for me, but damn he's off to a good start making a good impression!

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sort of. Answered, opened private pics, but timing was an issue as I feared. Maybe another time.

Louisville KY
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So PirateGirl, did you give the handsome visitor a chance?

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hmmm just had another one ignore the first two lines of our profile. However I am sort of tempted. He is good looking, fits my preferred stats, wrote a decent email, AND has a cert by a friend. In the area visiting, but his home isn't too far away and in one of the area's I go to frequently.

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No "mythical creature" here. Just a very real girl that has very real other things she could've used her time for.

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That isn't one I let slide either and I'm not even a mythical being.

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Many things I easily forgive, being stood up no call/no show is NOT one of them

Mcallen TX
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Well he missed his one shot at a sexy lady that last time so obviously he "ain't too swooft"

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GRRRRRR!!!!!!FuQUAD that has corresponded before that comes to town once in a while {and totally stood me up the one and only time I considered meeting him} decided to totally IGNORE my current tagline CLEARLY STATING I'm "temporarily out of commission" to basically say "I'm there tomorrow night....wanna fuck?!?" {and my profile basically states CLEARLY that's NOT a good approach for me, ayway!} When I called him out on this, he tried to excuse it away htat he "didn't notice" my tagline. I politely replied "Hooked on Phonics" as I held Ms. Muffy at bay.

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y'all, this is just totally sweet, from a local couple: "Hello!! Just wanted to take a moment to tell you that I enjoy a lot to view your pictures. Every time I log on, I gotta find your profile and look at you. You must be a ton of fun and indeed a flirt!! ;) hope you are doing great and keep having fun!! Keep trying new things and of course keep posting one or two of the pictures :) Really love them. Take care... Your secret admirer "

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