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Got this one from the guy who created a fake single black male profile.

"So.... I made the fake profile, and yes I used a real picture of a black guy (porno star) nothing to exposing , just one classy picture. It proved me right, when I said if I was a black guy I would have plenty of action...plenty of women wanted to meet. Needless to say I was kind of hurt with the way so many women jumped on it. I know that I'm not alone with this thought, many white men feel this way, like we have been shunned. This phenomenon has hurt so many white men."

So apparently just the idea of a single black guy getting more action than a married white guy has caused great harm to this poor soul. It does make me wonder if he is equally disturbed that many single white males are getting more action than he is. Nah...cause that would also make him a racist.

~S~

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I just got a message that was downright nasty, blocked his ass. I love this block feature.

North Port FL
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Right on NiceGuy and RonKathy. Most single males just don't get it. Got three today, one nice, one I just SMH, and the other downright ugly and he got blocked.

North Port FL
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RnK, agree with you 100%. Some guys just don't get the meaning of respect, nor do they take the time to read a profile. They think being they are on SLS they have the right to be rude.

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OMG - I think I got a message that was meant for another guy from a SM. The subject line was "Do you like having your cock sucked" and the body of the message was "Are you one of Straight SM who really is Bi or Bi curious, and if so would you like to meet for mutual fun"?

I replied "You do know you sent this to a straight female"? He read my message per mail showing opened, but no reply as of yet. His profile is a straight single male.

Marydel DE
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Got a very nice email from an attractive gentleman who had this line in his profile:

"I consider myself a Gentleman is all fascists of the word."

New Orleans LA
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*rolling eyes*

subject: hey

message: hey how you doing

from: new sm, joined less than a week ago, who must have seen my name listed for a meet n greet i signed up for but who *obviously* didn't bother to actually read my profile (he's 25 years old, is 2 inches shorter than me, has one bathroom mirror selfie, and approximately 4 sentences in his profile.)

::::delete:::::

Bridgewater NJ
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Hey currentrider some times I get caught off guard!!!! Or with my panties down LOL ; )) XOXOXO Rosie

Pennsauken NJ
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LOL, I get it now. :-D

North Port FL
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Velvet,

I'm afraid you misunderstood my post. The delicious opportunity you missed was to ridicule the guy. Like for example Suprfun could have suggested to the guy who hoped she could find his penis..."Hang on dude, let me grab my readers."

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