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Pfffftttttt! Hefty cinch sack for that garbage

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Related to the"represent that I have a big cock and that is the key to the door" delusion of many single males, another great line is that provided to explain why the SM can't wear a condom----"my cock is so big that nocompany makes a condom large enough to fit".

The former single male previously known as Uriah (aka "Mr, BS Detector").

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LWC....sounds like he over-statedthe size of his pecker to begin with.

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Awww {blush} Mr. InLove, you're so sweet!

Mcallen TX
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Wish I had some of your moments

Danville VT
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{Grin} I have my moments. Lol

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Just because he IS a big prick....?

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"My God Captain! Why that thing could goo innyweer!"

Danville VT
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His car must get great gas mileage

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WTF??? Am I deep space nine? (or 10.5 if what he writes is correct)

"if you are really looking for a good time i can go were most can't reach!!! "

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