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While we were travelling we received an email from a married couple with an email address attached asking us to trade pictures. We wrote back and told them we did not trade pictures. They wrote back "Then why are you on this sight?"

Greenville TX
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That's a bit better than the one LR showed me yesterday:

"I have the up most respect for strong single woman."

New Orleans LA
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""I got'z a bid dick, lets fuck"."

Maybe you were supposed to bid on it? Instead of money, bid how much time you would spend doing oral, anal or just plain old fucking?

I guess blocking him WAS your bid. lol

~scamp

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I got an E-mail from a SM this morning who is a free member 3+ years with no pictures, the minimum you can put on a profile, no certifications, blank subject line, and the message: "I got'z a bid dick, lets fuck".

My reply, deleted and blocked.

I think he meant to write a "big" dick, can't even sent a correct message.

Bethany Beach DE
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e mail from free member "couple" -- more than a year on the site, no certs, no pics, three sentence profile, no subject, text of message:

"wanna play"

~delete

Bridgewater NJ
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PCP I think you look very nice honey ,shame on them people

Ronkonkoma NY
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" is my pic THAT bad!?!?!?!?!"

Yes, if you were a female, I would definitely pass.

~Allen

Charles Town WV
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From couple -- mid 50's -- with age range up to 60 . . . . "you are too old . . . ."

Ouch! is my pic THAT bad!?!?!?!?!

LOL

Haverhill MA
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today's gem from a SM (who lives 2 states away, and sent me a message "I'd be willing to drive ro you" that i sent the "Sorry not interested" polite no thank you to once before):

"Hi what is your yahoo ID"

(scamp, love your reply!)

Bridgewater NJ
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Got this email from a couple yesterday who are only looking for single females, has no public pics and attached a pic of just the male to the email.

Subject line: "Hi"

Message: "Wanna play today?"

My reply: "Sure, send your female half over tonight."

~scamp

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