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TOPIC: Submit the best lines from your favorite emails on sls
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"Hey"

Yeah, it must say it all...

Marietta OH
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What's wrong with that?

Danville VT
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This one takes the cake:

I will show you my suckable love slit if you show me yours. Pay close attention to the creampie, the cock had just been pulled out of me (makes me hot thinking of a cock that just ejaculated into me and pulling out) and his hot clear ejaculate was flowing back out of me Can you see it?

Columbus OH
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Got this one from a SM who says he's straight:

"How are you tonight? What are you two seeking?" but one of the 3 lines in his profile says "Im looking for a male or female or couple to turn me into their sex toy for their pleasure."

I wrote back and told him if he had read our profile he would know that we are soooooo not what he is looking for! LOL!

Visalia CA
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You should read his profile, made his own sex machine, ok and fisting hell no.

Tina

Columbus OH
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Just had to share-

Hi, I going to be bold and start out with things I'd like or would like to try. i love making a girl squirt. I enjoy playing with pussy from licking, toys, sex machine and fisting. I take my time and love to play for the whole day not mentioned lol. I want someone open mind to taboo talk, without judging. I'm really open to must anything as long as everyone is enjoying it. I like to meet someone who has kinky fantasy that are out of the norm. not looking for one night stands. I want to have a regular sex. I a sweet and nice guy with a very dirty mind. hit me up

Columbus OH
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Tina - his profile was even more hilarious. There were lines about how his insecurities will be alleviated by the love and trust that a couple gives him...

Pittsburgh PA
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uh, no.

Danville VT
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Holly he also means High Sex Drive= 2 strokes and I'm done, was it good for you?

Tina

By Bob I would just reply- no thanks I'll just use my Battery Operated Boyfirend.

Columbus OH
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"would like to meetshe has nice tit and butt i am a nice quit gy like bi ladys i am not into menjust lady like to meet soon your close !"

Opened the profile and I almost died laughing ! UMMMM!!! Seriously ?

We Are Looking For: frind wihe same intres like being nude watching bewatch cook out go to river fishing camping going to nudes cammps sexpartys oregy7s head hand fingershave fun sexloce clits nipples tits like all but pain a little kinkey Description : 59 250lb iam quite and cleen fair hair blue eyes love fun and frind work 2 shft loveto meet day time and week ends fave a lot to offer Our fantasies and/or real experiences: like to play with couples bi ladyes tv ts cd somelike to have smal orgey 3 or4 copple meat alady with strapon What else we'd like to say, do, see, hear about and/or learn: like to meet some fokes soon

Ok yes I'm a bitch but they're kidding right??? I actually felt insulted this person would think we had the slightest thing in common.

Mrs Sav Mrs Sav

Anniston AL
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