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Velvet,

It's very charitable of you to assume he was a demented fool rather than a clueless asshole. Still, blocking him without a response seems like a bit of a waste of a delicious opportunity...

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Free member. No pictures at all. No subject. Message; I want to see your pictures before I decide if I want to go further.

His profile sucked, member for 7 years, zero certs.

My reply was not to reply and I blocked the demented fool.

North Port FL
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another example of how *not* to initiate a conversation.

subject: "I still want to fuck the shit out of you with my BBC"

message: "write me back again! I'm now retired and can host any time at all, period!"

clicking on the handy little message history button, i see he sent me a cut and paste, all capital letters, page long message back in 2013 which i sent the standard "thanks not interested good luck in your search" auto reply message to. i guess in his mind that constituted me writing him back?

:::blink::::

okay. ~delete~

Bridgewater NJ
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Not an email but IM...

Very hot, young firefighter and the IMing was going well until....

"If we meet and play, when I'm fucking you, can I call you mommy?"

WTF? Blocked! Worse part was he was the age of my oldest son. Yikes!!

Easton MD
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From a SM:

"I live in BR and am meeting up with a woman in Lafayette tonight then going back to her place, would you two like to join us? The more the merrier!"

My reply: "So you want us to drive two hours to meet you (who we have never met before) and woman we haven't even seen pics of nor do we know if she has any idea what you are planning? Good luck with that. lol"

~S

New Orleans LA
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From this morning:

Hey! Male half is working remote today from xxxxxxx. Lets get together for daytime play today? Hit me up ASAP.

From a couples profile, free member, no pics.

Wakefield MA
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"He did include a photo but his face was blanked out and his profile was crap."

But did you bother to check his package? I heard those are the ones with football sized cocks that smell like white diamonds. Oh well, you can't have it all. :-P

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Meany

Dallas GA
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...gotta deploy the google on that. could be helpful. maybe.

Bridgewater NJ
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I've tried it with limited success. Cinnamon, tasty

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