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You are wicked, Babe, truly wicked! LOL!

Sheboygan Falls WI
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He emailed me with "Tex me have*******." & this is what his profile looks like. No wonder he hasn't had any luck, poor feller can't read or write obviously.

We Are Looking For: some one to met and just have fun and no bull.some one how loves the water and new thang and esant scart to tray new thang.and can for give my spiling i dont mind linring new theng hope to met for fun call

Description : big barly man how want to have fun.i work a lot and dont have time to kip up what al the bul but net to have a good relas and hope to now i now that thas mite be a good start. but i am a night oul

Jasper FL
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Someone tried to start a chat with me last night but before accepting, I read his profile...gasp, can you imagine? He clearly stated that he liked all body types except super size BBWs.

I declined his chat request and sent a brief email -- "You must not have read my profile as I am a ssbbw. Good luck to you. Holly"

He wrote back - "i dont mind ssbbws"

Boy that made my panties wet. "don't mind"... mmmm... hot... I feel sooo desired.

I wrote back - "Perhaps you should re-read your own profile " and his response was - "that was made along time ago can we please meet? "

Seriously? He thinks I'm going to jump from his profile stating he doesnt like my body type to meeting him in person because it was written a "long time ago"? In other words, he hasnt found anyone willing to meet his Free, No pics, self and so he's willing to tolerate ssbbw in his quest for pussy.

Hello no

Pittsburgh PA
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Holly,

I bet your responses would be even more entertaining :-)

Emeryville CA
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He needs to meet your praying guy.

Columbus OH
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Lou - apparently he didn't think he'd covered everything. He sent this one today.

being a bbw is very sexy i have always like you girls.i am very ope bi and into it all.i love to spank be spanked ,like it gentle hard and even rough.i like to suck a cock for a lady then watch her fuck .i can also be submissive.i like sexy attire explict talk .love to hear person male or female cum .id like to chat with you on here or yahoo at XXXXXXX,hope you will call and thanks for your time,xxx

Pittsburgh PA
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Holly--I think he covered everything..

Hope you are feelng better..

Columbus OH
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Holly, you have friends (dare I say it?) up the ass

Danville VT
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Well this was an "interesting" one to find in my mailbox --

im xxx very open bi male who loves it all.i love to fuck suck hot dirty talk.like to take cock while you watch.being a sex toy slave,tie me use me.bend me over make my ass good n red.getting my tounge deep in your ass and pussy .give me all your juices.bring a friend have him pound my ass for you.im hot kinky and always ready.dont be shy i do it all , xxx

So, after reading that, do I have any friends?

Pittsburgh PA
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"Hey"

Yeah, it must say it all...

Marietta OH
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