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Just received = hi, im lkn for a fwb who likes going to pirates, steelers, panthers games and getting a room after near the stadium and fucking all night....im from wv bout 40 min away...games and dinner and room all my treat....u bring the pussy....if interested let me know...

Boy did he write the wrong lady!

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Just received this email from a 19 year old with "BigDick" as part of his profile name...

"hey how are you celebrating today? We could celebrate together"

Oh yes, because I associate the holiday of Easter with meeting a strange kid for random sex.

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Missed u too. Can't wait to give ya a big hug....

Brunnerville PA
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Hello there MsRdy! I've missed you. You're new profile cracks me up.

Pittsburgh PA
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HA! I absofuckinglutely adore Mr sb.

Brunnerville PA
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omg...another one. Text me. ummm no. Your younger then our youngest age, which while not set in stone is one count against you. You have basically no profile which is another, the lack of ability to end a decent email to get my attention would be yet another.

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Louisville KY
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It doesn't change much, does it TB?

;)

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thank you :) more to follow! Including my not quite all the way there yet splits on the pole.

Louisville KY
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just looked at your new ones. Thanks for the link. VERY NICE!

Mcallen TX
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sending a birdie your way girl...

and they are right you do have wonderful pics!

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