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What does it take to report someone? Never done it but seriously considering it.

Stamford CT
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Sounds a lot like the run-of-the-mill SMs around here.

Mcallen TX
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just got one from a SM, in town for the night. He sent the email just after 9pm and wanted to know if we were interested in meeting. NO pics on site but he can email or text them to us if we are interested (dude, I can't tell if I'm interested or not with out a pic, because your profile SUCKS. oh and lets top it off with married but looking for NSA sex.

My reply will most likely earn me a block or a nasty note back.

Louisville KY
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someone that doesn't even know you "needs" you? oooo....kayyyyyy

Mcallen TX
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Hi sweety I'm Larry. Your very very sexy. I would love to meet you for sum fun . I read your pro and loved it . Your what I'm looking for let me rephrase that ,your what I NEED lol. But I'm very very oral and do what I can to make sure your very pleased. That's my main goal is to take care of the lady . But I'd really like to meet you sweetheart xxx-xxx-xxxx please call if you'd like Hun xoxoxo

Columbus OH
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vibram soles? Do I need to look up to keep this from going over my head?

Mcallen TX
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so does a turdwaffle have anything to do with vibram soles?

Danville VT
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I have received numerous requests by this free member with no pics, all requesting a meet up and if I offer my e-mail address, he will send me pics. I FINALLY got through to him, and this was his response: "you know what. i was trying to be a gentleman & treat you like a lady over a nice dinner. but your arrogance is disgusting. i have no interest or wish to meet you. good day "

I'm "arrogant"?!? Not to anyone who actually knows me! Turdwaffle!

Mcallen TX
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got a lovely one liner from someone with a lovely one liner profile. Oh yeah buddy you caught my interest...not.

Louisville KY
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Got birdie today from a local couple. Short but sweet: " Mmmm I'll be thinking of u every time i eat cheetos and drink dr.p. "

Made me smile.

Mcallen TX
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