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My profile makes it very clear that I am looking for a non smoker.

I get a message with a greeting; >> Hey You. <<

His messages; >> I want to meet you, fuck you, will take a mint before sex and will only smoke after having sex If you are interested Please let me know? <<

My reply; >> Oh Hell To The No. <<

Damn, what is with some of these guys. Yes this is a sex site, but show some respect. I may be the odd one out here but I do like to be romanced even though I'm looking for a FWB, I want that FWB to be a true friend. Sorry to vent but today I got home to 17 emails. One is from a female for which we have shared the same guy and I consider a SLS friend only. Out of the other sixteen messages from guys (two were couples) eleven messages were garbage messages. The rest got a nice reply back. I am floored that most guys expect us ladies to jump at a snap of their fingers.

Marydel DE
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love the name, mr/mrs jiggly.

today's gem (*rolling eyes*)

from a 20 something SM. "can you...face sit??? dominate???? spank???"

(it went on a sentence longer similarly embellished with excessive punctuation.)

ehm...my guess is you did NOT read my profile. not interested.

Bridgewater NJ
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We got a very similar e-mail today. Our favorites are the SM that just send the same thing over and over every 6 months.

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Young SM visiting my area wrote, in part:

"I especially love being with a couple because it indicates a woman who is sexually empowered." (what only married women are sexually empowered?)

Ah, did I get coupled over the weekend and no one told me ?

My response, "you may have seen my profile, clearly did NOT read it"

Clemmons NC
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new SM in my area, great pics (even if they were selfies) and decent profile.

"hi, my name is ____. i'm here in ____."

then about an hour later

"HI. I'd like to join you at that house party?"

(dude! *what* house party?)

anyway i replied back this morning saying i don't usually attend house parties and thanks for the note, welcome to the site, etc.

will see what happens next.

Bridgewater NJ
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Nice, although too bad we still can't actually see you at all...

Windermere FL
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Thank you NJ and VA! I did not want to mention the subject line as it may have outed the couple. I do think it was meant as a compliment as they were a bit too far out of our age range.

VA: ditto, all day long. I'll open up the other two pics for you if I haven't yet.

Orlando FL
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It wasn't us, although I did spend a moment or 4 admiring the Mrs' ass....

Windermere FL
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fun4fun, welcome to the forums.

the sender may have been hoping to open the door to an actual meet, or just complimenting you. if your reply was just a thank you & nothing further, it may have seemed to indicate polite disinterest.

if the sender was interesting...maybe a follow up quip?

Bridgewater NJ
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We got a nice one recently. Subject line was short and funny. The txt was "we have been admiring for some time now". I thanked them for the compliment and there was no further communication.

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