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Ewwww! To think he's wanna meet them anyway and that you'd be willing to meet him knowing that about him!

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Him- Nice profile. You seem like cool people and I love the certs. I found them a bit sleazy & the house keeping not so good. Wanna meet?

Me- Huh?

Him - opps wrong people

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Well U R. And I am lol

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Today: Mmmm. U sexy.

I feel like writing back: u caveman?

Mcallen TX
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lol. Does anyone fall for that I wonder? Its the same with all of those spam emails. I think wow someone actually believes this crap and falls for it or they wouldn't keep doing it.

I see "hot date" postings like that all the time.

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I'm sure y'all dropped everything to make plans with him!

{NOT!}

Mcallen TX
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This guy was visiting from out of state.

Burleson TX
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Darn. I TOLD MR.Sexus to use spellcheck!

San Antonio TX
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Just received:

" I like ur profile n wud like to play with you. Male half is in town and can play on Thrusday evening. We hv 2 certs on our profile. Also wife knows about it and has no issues. Let me know. Text for pics "

Granted gives his cell number. Geez. What a maroon.

Burleson TX
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Just in. 20 something SM informed me I was hot and then said "kisses to the Mrs."

My reply:" kisses to the Mrs."???? WTF dude. Hooked on Phonics. What part of SF equals Mrs.? Yes, I was having a Ms. Muffy moment.

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