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shaking stick as we type

Danville VT
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"...more pussy in my house than you can shake a stick at."

I'll be the judge of that! LOL!

New Orleans LA
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Adopt a kitten?!? That's the last thing I need to do! There's already more pussy in my house than you can shake a stick at!

Mcallen TX
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You want nice? Adopt a kitten. LOL!

I haven't received any doosies since the midget email. I'm hopeful that the holidays, typically, a time for loneliness and horniness, will bring out the literary lions.

New Orleans LA
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that's just WRONG, dude! {but oh so funny!}

Mcallen TX
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Give him Zippy's contact info. According to Zippy, he won't know the difference or care.

New Orleans LA
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latest volley from the dude from three days ago: "But just seen ur pics turn me on I just want a piece of that cherry pie of your I'm craving it so bad"

{eyes roll}

Mcallen TX
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The only thing I can think of that screams it louder is him writing in all caps: "I'M FAKE" lol

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" Male half here, I'm interested "

This from an alledged "couple" profile in response to a hot date we posted specifically stating couples only.It was a Free member, no certs, very brief profile, only 1 pic (of him). Does anything scream fake more? LOL!

Princeton NJ
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"Why don't u reply to my email ..if intresred let me know k"

<br /> I'm sorry, I don't know you and I'm pretty sure you haven't read my profile.

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