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I respond to those with simple OK have a good day. Mrs f ignore them altogether.

Dumas TX
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This gem just in from a free member sm with no pics....from some other state:"when and where"

WTF?!? Ja! As if!

Mcallen TX
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yum

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AGAIN. "We love your profile and would like to get to know you"

What was your favorite part about our profile? The part right at the beginning where it says we are not seeking new playmates? Or the part where it says Pirate girl is going to be out of action for several months?

Seriously WTF? Maybe our new default picture should be a crotch shot with a "closed for business" sign.

Louisville KY
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A follow up to my post from last week. We got a reply to our message:

"What's the next step"

I replied:

"ok"

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Oooooo!

Mcallen TX
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This one came this morning from a 21 year old kid.

Want a single guy? Can I watch?

I sent a nice no thank you back.

Then I got well can I watch?

Um sure.....try watching cartoon network.

Burleson TX
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just got one from the male half of a couple wanting to know if we wanted to meet up this week while he is in town visiting. Ummm did you read the first two lines of our profile? No.

Louisville KY
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We got an email from another couple. The entire email was:

"I like this"

I replied:

"ok"

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My favorite was.......

"u want sum dik"

Ringgold GA
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