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I got two today, the first was free and the second was paid;

The first; nothing in the subject line and no picture and his message,

................."Looking for HWP ladies who wants a guy with a high sex drive and can cum over and over. I am great at pleasuring first and sometimes only look to get the lady off and I love oral. I can meet your needs because I can keep it going to make sure your needs are met" ........................

The second; I find suspicious being in his profile he has written,

.............."I have a high sex drive, can cum multiple times, very attentive to the woman being pleasured first, sometimes only. Like oral, both ways. Really up for anything the woman wants or needs. If i don't make you cum, hit me, no make me do it. I wont stop till you do. No bi stuff, but wont freak out if theres incidental contact".

I am left wondering if the first guy stole a line and reworded it to me from a line in the second guys profile. Needless to say my reply will be a non reply. I don't want to hear about how great you think you are, to me these are very self centered guys.

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first time e mail from previously unknown couple received early afternoon.

subject: hey sexy girl!

message: getting in to any trouble yet today? --------------------------------- (what's the expected outcome here?)

response: nope

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We received a really nice email. It was a very sincere email at that and I was reading down towards the bottom where they were referencing our play likes. I am unsure I can go thru with a reply, I mean, I want to, so I will tonight.

" A few other unrelated questions, what is the difference between FMF and FFM, the same for MFMF and MFFM?"

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smh

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Oh I got one!

subject: iam horny email: cn we play?

Me too buddy, me too.

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What's a profile??????? LMAO.... XOXOXO Rosie

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oh, forgot: he's currently in florida, and, he smokes.

(don't people read profiles?)

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today i got one from a single guy who lives all the way across the country ("i know it's far to travel") and is planning a trip to virginia (gee, maybe that's supposed to be close) complete with his phone number.

sigh.

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ayup!

Bridgewater NJ
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Invite the whole country and someone is bound to come? And so well written;)

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omg, i got the same e mail from the guy and deleted it.

wow....he was casting his net really far out from joisey.

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