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Got this email this morning. Per a request from PG, I hereby issue a gross out warning!

"can you get 10 white guys to gangbang my sexy bbw bareback can do this wed or thur night right now shes on day 2 of her rag so it wood be a little bloddy "

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We had an odd one last week from a couple in Nevada:

"We would like to talk and meet you both."

I have no idea how that's gonna happen and even wrote back to ask them why they contacted us. After all, we live about 1,800 miles apart! They must be too embarrassed to answer. :-\

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book your flight now TB sounds like a winner!

Louisville KY
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Steve, a positive attitude goes a long way. I think voicing interest in meeting without expectations would be better received than what some of these dudes lead with. {Nice hat...wanna fuck?, for example} You're probably dong better than you think, there's just a lot of SM out there, so you have to be consistent and stay with it.

Mcallen TX
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lol, sometimes I wonder what they are thinking...then I know I don't really want to know!

Louisville KY
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Thanks TB. So glad I can share... Lol

Btw, that last email was from someone who had "bushseeker" in his profile name.

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Just received = hi, im lkn for a fwb who likes going to pirates, steelers, panthers games and getting a room after near the stadium and fucking all night....im from wv bout 40 min away...games and dinner and room all my treat....u bring the pussy....if interested let me know...

Boy did he write the wrong lady!

Pittsburgh PA
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Just received this email from a 19 year old with "BigDick" as part of his profile name...

"hey how are you celebrating today? We could celebrate together"

Oh yes, because I associate the holiday of Easter with meeting a strange kid for random sex.

Pittsburgh PA
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Missed u too. Can't wait to give ya a big hug....

Brunnerville PA
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Hello there MsRdy! I've missed you. You're new profile cracks me up.

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