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"After reading your profile, you do not strike us as the atypical single male."

Why thank you, I guess...

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"Even tho you have some contadictions and a long list of requirements u seem interesting...I respect what your saying...Im a very discreet person,contact me if your interested..."

This email just came from a man who describes himself as "dominant hansome male" and he has two different ladies available for play in his profile.

Golly I love to stand in line.... blech! Especially for a man who can't spell and starts his email by critiquing my profile.

Pittsburgh PA
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Oh Leeza..that sounds horrid! Why would anyone think thats a great way to approach someone?

Pittsburgh PA
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That's funny lou!

We just got a good one. His profile has no pictures and about 10 words (he obviously did not read our profile). He did attach a video... it was a close up of him stroking a greasy half erect dick.

All he wrote in his e-mail was: "let me know."

Gibsonia PA
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I might be able to fulfill your needs! Do you swallow?

You should read his profile...

Columbus OH
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Thanks you two. Y'all inspired me to go back and reread this thread. I'd forgotten about some of the doozys on there.

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"I can't believe I read the whooooole thing!" LOL What a riot. If you can't laugh with people, at least laugh at them! - Thanks TB for the prompting to read the whole thread!

I will say this one hit close to home, I think Inluv said it: "To feel desired. I don't want to just fill in the blank, I want to be the reason for the sentence. "

That's what most of the SMs on here, and in life in general, don't get. It goes both ways, so be desirable by desiring someone with proper grammar, punctuation and good profile pics!

But all that other stuff, my neighbors must think I'm an idiot - laughing out loud and uncontrollably at times. Phew!

I was really glad that in the last 18 days of posts, I didn't see any of mine! But I'm sure I've penned a few gems. Not the diamond mine you guys have here, but gems nonetheless.

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TB -I skimmed the first couple pages...I've dog-earred it for reading later. I'm sure I'll be howling. LOL

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These are a hoot! You just can't make this sh*t up! :-)' ----------------------- @Gwen CHASNGWEN "ProfileName" 30-Aug-12 05:57 PM [EST] Subject: blackstockings No thank you. ------------------------ It would have been funny to reply "Know thank you" Bwah ha ha ha

Jacksonville FL
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I know. I felt exactly the same way.

New Orleans LA
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