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I agree, current! However, I do find some comic relief in that at least 2 people think this stuff works. Vaginal cells? Really? His previous messages were more personalized and couldn't be plagiarized, though.

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The fact that it was plagiarized is disappointing and somewhat diminishes the comic impact.

Wenatchee WA
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a fella emailed us with great interest in my wife's "moist folds". I thought that was as sexy a comment as I've heard in a while

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Don't know if he stole it or is the original author but I found the exact same ad placed on CL in Albuquerque NM

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Is he stealing the material? or is he the Craigslist poster as well?! Maybe he really just wants somebody to talk 'nerdy' to.... Though he would probably be better served in sending those type of emails to people with equally "eloquent" profiles...

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Doesn't surprise me, except it just means there's more people who write like this. He is from the DC area so it makes sense he'd find material there.

Harrisburg PA
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He's stealing his material from a number of Craigslist ads posted around the country

washingtondc.craigslist. org/nva/cas/6039376420.html

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The dude has a way with words. From a separate message. *I think he finally realized that I actually meant no. You lay back relaxed and tranquil but alert with anticipation while my fingers brush lightly up and down your legs and inner thighs teasing softly over your yoni. I cup the sacred temple with my palm, a finger taps softly and erotically on the hood of your clitoris. Your yoni quivers almost imperceptibly as I feel the first moistness of your amrita, the Goddess nectar, beginning from my touch. Great comic relief, though.

Harrisburg PA
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LOL. Wow. Doesn't caramel melt? Inner vaginal cells - no doc I know of says that. Was that in his first email to you? LOL. That would make it even more pitiable.

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Seriously!

Who says 'inner vaginal cells'?

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