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Well at least they got that part right !!! they are nice pics!!! LOL

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Got an e-mail from a couple profile from GA today. Paid profile & on SLS since 2004. No certs & only 2 sentences in the whole profile.: "Nice pics, would love to see more"

Ahh, yeah right, don't thinks so. DELETE

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I may have given one of these. There was a lady that was naked in the snow in her pic. I said to her: Dang lady you are going to catch a cold. Haha SB

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I just received one such email today... From you guessed it , a SM.... Hi I live the next town over from you.. How can I meet you?? Where can I meet you?? I can cum alot !!! can you?? I am 23.. plz ( spelled just like that) TELL ME WHERE??? I am not a stalker, I just like to fuck!!! Sorry I don't drive, but I can either walk , or take the bus.. I gotta star blocking out SM until we decide to look for one.. It does say we are not looking for one right now though... But I do love the free entertainment LOL... XOXOXO Rosie

Pennsauken NJ
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"nobody around here will pass judgement on you"

I find you guilty of 3rd degree typogrammatical assault and sentence you to....

....um...

....one hour in my room.

I'll be in to check on you in a few minutes.

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888 Don't be too sure about that one

Ronkonkoma NY
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Typo away, nobody around here will pass judgement on you. ;-)

Charles Town WV
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*rolling eyes*

i have *had*

(not has)

Bridgewater NJ
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OnT: i have has a few very nice introductory emails in the past couple weeks. unfortunately, the majority have been from folks who live over 2 hours' drive away.

bummer.

Bridgewater NJ
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Hmmmm.....who ranted about batshit crazy sf's.....? So ringing a bell....and so not missin'er.

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