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"The fool is in the tub where you can see his member in front of his face."

...and you didn't respond with, "Dear DickFace..."? For a moment, I thought, opportunity lost, but he or a reasonably fuxcimile will be back at it soon enough.

I'm so happy I no longer send out emails like that. It's good to be mature, I guess. Happy too that my boy Tigg is pounding the keyboard, if nothing else.

Tigg, I'm due for a trip to visit my Mass-hole relatives. Clams? Lobster? ...Crown?

BT

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NJNY, that sounds to me like advice that could go in a new thread. We already have advice to single men, advice to "unicorn hunters," advice for seniors, advice to single women, etc. How about "Advice to the married man playing alone."

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had another of the "i'll be in town this weekend" from someone who had reached out to me before. after 5 messages, and only after i asked directly, he admitted he's married.

two messages later after i said no thank you he says they have a very simple don't ask don't tell policy while traveling.

thanks again but--sorry, still not interested. red flags.

a clue for men in similar circumstances: mention your status UP FRONT and then let the rest of us make a decision. if we have to drag it out--backing away and saying no.

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I don't get the "I'll be in your neck of the woods soon" very often ~i guess living off the edge of the map of the known world helps.

Mcallen TX
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Wow, that is mind-blowing. They are either truly trolling for whatever they can get or just hope they will get lucky.

Marydel DE
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There are a few guys like this that blast emails all over the country. We've had one that's pestered us and almost everyone we know no matter where they've lived, from NY to FL and everywhere in between.

One couple does that too - "We're going to be in your area for at least a week!". We've gotten exactly the same email from them in VA, GA, FL, NV, CA, TX, PA....

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K-Bits, your not missing much. He is a DE guy no pic and not much of a profile.

Marydel DE
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Well, damn. I didn't get any emails from the dick....but on the bright side: lobstah man has been a dear friend for a long long time now.

Mcallen TX
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No Fucking Way!!!!! Jenna and NJNY, I got the same damn message. Creepy due and my initial reaction was to laugh, then block the ass. I'm sure he will find someone who will take him up on his offer.

Marydel DE
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oh jenna girl....

i got the same opening e mail from the same dude.

the picture gallery is actually titled "face and dick pic"

and, the dude lives hours away. i wonder how many more of us SFs who frequent the forums he sent the same exact message to?

<-----heading for the delete key now.

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