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VABeach - Could not agree with you more. But on the good side it's the bad apples that make the good apples shine. My latest bad apple had nothing in subject line, the message was three words; "this is me". He included a photo of his cock and his profile says he is well hung and thick, well not from what I saw.

My reply, "Ugh, yuck, more like short pencil dick". I really do not expect a reply.

Bethany Beach DE
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I always love the ones from single males " I read your profile...."

No, you didn't. If you did you'd know not to write.

Windermere FL
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SM: Hi, how are you?

Reply: I am great! It's such a wonderful day, thank you for asking!

~Allen

Charles Town WV
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If you give out your number to others and only use sls that way, it is silly to keep it open. What isn't silly is to expect a minimal ability to comprehend simple sentence structure.

Charles Town WV
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There are enough fora peeps that know how to get a hold of us off sls that if someone really needed to contact us they could. I just figure since we are no longer playing with others it would be silly to keep the profile open.

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@PG: The Mrs. had us closed off, here and another site we use, to everyone a few weeks ago as well, due to numerous SM emails and some couples wanting to do M&Gs constantly. She realized our close club acquaintances and LS friends we have made could not contact us thru email; not having our phone # given out but to only a select few, she opened our profile back up. I was okay with just reading the forums but here come the emails again...lol

Charles Town WV
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Putting on break doesn't really make people stop emailing. That is why our profile is closed off to everyone.

Louisville KY
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"All of the instruction in the world isn't going to stop people who can't read from emailing you. "

Absolutely correct!

Today, first two sentences in an email from a paragraph from a SM: "I would be pleased to give her a good ,licking. From what I can see she looks great."

Our profile header: "Taking a break for our nesters' needs, you bunch'o pervs. :-D"

Our opening sentence of our profile: "Break time."

Charles Town WV
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All of the instruction in the world isn't going to stop people who can't read from emailing you.

Windermere FL
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sigh - The male half of a straight/straight couple emailed my SF profile. My old SF profile clearly states I won't reply to emails there and they should email our couple profile and that (as an SF) I am not interested in straight women, SMs or Married men with hall passes.

This is the email

"Good morning I haven't seen your face...but something about your body curves made my chimestry travel throughout my vaines..I or We love to meet with you...Can you handle sex maniacs couple.. Please email us if you think that you can"

I can't, I really, really can't. And I suspect he needs to see a doctor about the " chimestry" in his "vaines"

~rabbit~

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