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This from a tame couple in Missouri today. No pic,minimal text in the profile

"I love lady 50-60 years old. wife is so sexy. eager to have a time with your couple."

Say, what??

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I'm laughing my ass off at all the emails we are getting saying "great profile", seriously??

Louisville KY
 
 
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OK, this is a "conversation" over that past week or so, with a little 20-something dude.

he: "H<span style="font-family:times new roman,serif; font-size:10pt">ow are you today? I am doing good. Have vacation all week. Hope to hear from yall. Take care. </span>"

me: "<span style="font-family:times new roman,serif; font-size:10pt">Y'all is plural....? </span>" and then "fine"

he: " <span style="font-family:times new roman,serif; font-size:10pt">Well I'm gald yout fine. What plans you have for the weekend? </span>"

me: "<span style="font-family:times new roman,serif; font-size:10pt">family and working </span>"

he: "<span style="font-family:times new roman,serif; font-size:10pt; line-height:115%; mso-ansi-language:EN-US; mso-bidi-language:AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language:EN-US"><font color="#000000">Ah ok. Well pretty busy schedule then uh?."</font></span>

<span style="font-family:times new roman,serif; font-size:10pt; line-height:115%; mso-ansi-language:EN-US; mso-bidi-language:AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language:EN-US"><font color="#000000">me: " </font></span><span style="font-family:times new roman,serif; font-size:10pt">Usually. And I stated that pretty clearly in my profile"</span>

<span style="font-family:times new roman,serif; font-size:10pt">...y'all please tell me I wasn't too rude but hopefully got my point across.</span>

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Adds a whole different meaning to "Nice Dreams"....Maui Wowie , move over. Lol

Mcallen TX
 
 
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Dickcicle sounds like something Cheech Chong would have sold out of their ice cream truck.

New Orleans LA
 
 
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Free Willie!

{Sorry, HAD to!} Seriously, though, PG I have had a radical increase in birdies and profile views recently. ... Strange. I guess I really AM having a Pavlovian effect on people.....hmmmmm.....

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They are called dickcicles, BT. It sounds like a joke, but I have come close to frostbite there during a long ski over a frozen lake. I actually had to stuff a mitten in my pants to save my willey.

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so the changing of the profile didn't work, proving that people really don't read them. Two doozies today.

Louisville KY
 
 
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Bet its cold up there in the northern kingdom. Better shake the blood back into that thing afor'in it snaps off like an icecicle!

New Orleans LA
 
 
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shaking stick as we type

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