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Got a message from a guy 100+ miles away at 11am. He's probably sitting in a meeting at work. He said my profile was "killer" so I responded and asked what was killer about it. He only said "I liked everything". Sigh.

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Actual message "Hello, my name is victor and I'm recently separated, interested in chatting and get to know each other"?

I check out his profile and it is a couples profile with We are a fit couple, We are looking for primary females .... etc etc etc ..... Yeah right. I replied with his profile still showing couple and what he has written me " Not Interested" Also a free couple and out of state but now just over the state line. Red Flags across the board.

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Response to something snarky I said to a new friend:

"If you ever decide to commit murder by sex you can attempt it on me. I'll defend myself until you wrap yourself around me and surrender."

oh we're going to get along just fine LOL

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The perfect message to ignore:

"Are you still awake?"

Aventura FL
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good reply! ;-)

Bridgewater NJ
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Got one this morning. Free member, no pics, barely there profile.

" I'm a 29 yr old black bull that resides in Gulfport ms. Hopefully race isn't a issue because y'all seem like exactly what I'm looking for."

My reply, "No, race isn't an issue but since I'm not a cow I'm not looking for a bull, nor am I into blue gumby people."

~rabbit~

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I was wondering and thank you for answering. Considering neither read your profile and the female's subject line was asking to play, she wouldn't have gotten biased treatment just because she was of the same gender.

It's kind of like a "save the whales" moment because the SM outnumber the SF, so we'll spare the SF even though her behavior was equivalent to that of a stereotyped SM.

~Allen

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The SM is the fool I blocked. The SF I just sent a no thanks message and she replied saying thank you for the reply and wished me luck on the site.

I did wake today to two messages. I will say one is the good, and the other is the bad but the bad I think has promise.

The Good; A guy I have met and spent time with and look to spend a lot more time with simply said "Good Morning Sunshine, just wishing you a great Friday and upcoming weekend. I will be down next weekend so if you are available sure would like to make plans with you".

The Bad; A guy who's first message was a few words and no photo's, I told him not interested until he gets some pictures up. He did and he included a nice face shot with a nice smile with his message that said "Pictures are up". He has two, one he sent me which is a real nice picture, the other is of his junk. It really is an impressive looking dick, but looks like it would rip me in two. I replied saying he needs to work on his messages. I haven't written him off as of yet. I think I will give him a shot to improve himself being he is new. He does have a nice profile.

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So neither had respect enough to read your profile but only the fool got blocked? Which fool?

Charles Town WV
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Thank you Jenna girl. I will do that right now. I see what you mean. I blocked the fool by the way.

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