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TOPIC: Submit the best lines from your favorite emails on sls
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see, my smartypants reply would've been something along the lines of

"whut?"

he didn't reply because your message was too smart. ;-)~

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The whole entire mail from a single male last week... "Fuck?"

My reply, "Considering that context and inflection often get lost through digital discourse, please more eloquently elaborate your contextual parameters."

No reply from the DumbASS.

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Free Member Single Male with no pics: "Wow...BBC very attractive, can I play?"

Uriah response: "If you are so 'very attractive', why don't you have pics on your profile?"

Mr. Uriah (aka "The Single Male Policeman")

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Exactly, no boner

Mrs. U

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Limp dick=no bueno

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Single male sends 2 successive emails to Mrs. U's SF/Gang Bang profile consisting of long, elaborate, detailed explanations of his unique orgasmic skills, and asking whether she thinks she could handle him.

A SF friend of ours who gave him a chance found a fat guy with a limp dick, but plenty of toys.

So, Mr. U sent him an invitation to the Mid-South Gang Bang Club, requesting that he attend Saturday's function and demonstrate the stellar skills that he described in his emails to Mrs. U's SF/Gang Bang profile. No response as of yet.

Uriah

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(we do miss you, kibb)

"You look PEEEEEEEERTY"

(that was the subject, the message was interesting and catchy).

Manville NJ
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We miss interacting with you

{Melt} it doesn't get any sweeter than that

Mcallen TX
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:"cum on baby lets me pleasure u"

Mrs. U

Memphis TN
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Ewwwwwww

Mcallen TX
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