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Just got from a SM. The subject was "Nice Tits", no other text. I should answer back and said "They're Pecs" but I don't want to encourage him. He --may-- have been talking about her anyway.

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Yep, the foot fetish crowd over on fet dig the arches too..and a couple of them want to do really kinky things to my feet and shoes. Wonder if they'd appreciate Mr. U's dirty sneakers.

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I got a message on feet from a dude that digs my feet. I told him us flat-footed girls don't usually get much notice in the foot fetish crowd

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I got a message on feet from a dude that digs my feet. I told him us flat-footed girls don't usually get much notice in the foot fetish crowd

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**"just had to say your love feet are AMAZING. Such sexy painted toes and nice high arches. I would do VULGAR things to your lovely feet, lol. And they look great in high heels, too."**

Hmm really, maybe I could get a job as a shoe model.

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This one came tonight from a SM in PA

How are u sexy u have. Mmm yummy.:-)Would u like to get together for some hot mfm action. Fit d&d free nice cock.I am in Dallas. Get back to me u can text me too XXX-XXX-XXXX.

Ummm yeah, no. I'll pass

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I did the math and the weekend of my grandma's birthday is a weekend I work, but I will be requesting it off as soon as the window opens to do so, also a few days before/after that I would normally be scheduled. The kids and I are taking another "Great American Road Trip". The last one was about three or four years ago and we took eleven days to go East, and travel up and down I-65/I-75, visiting with familiy and friends. I hope to do somewhat the same this time.

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Lol. Kibble I hope you make it to KY. I promise I will send you really nice emails :)

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{sigh} Had to start my day writing a reply that starts out "look, turwaffle..." Got a birdie the other day from SM stating he liked how my profile was clear about what I wanted yada, tada, wanna spend a weekend together. I replied for someone to be so impressed with what I wrote, how the Hell did he miss the "current playmates only at this time". He replied again, "so, you want to cum to {his town}then?" I bitched him out, suggesting Hooked on Phonics because he reading comprehension seriously lacked, there was no way in Hell I was dragging my happy ass to {his town} for a complete strangerand told him he showed blatant disregard for what I stated clearly. His reply? " So you want me to cum to you? And in you :-). Just send me your address and lets figure out a day and time "

{THUNK} {deep breath} my reply: "Look turdwaffle, your approach sucks. I thought I made it clear that I'm not interested in you. If I didn't I hope I have now. Have a nice day. " And that, folks, is my final answer. If the ignorant, arrogant SOB has the nerve to write to me again, I'm blocking his sorry ass, and it will be a first for me, EVER. I pride myself on not having to resort to that, but I'm beyond over this little turd.

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