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TOPIC: Submit the best lines from your favorite emails on sls
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What I meant to say was, can you pick me up at the airport?

;^D

New Orleans LA
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"And since I flew in my car is out of town until I fly back and drive it back in....so yes you would have to pick me up.....but hey all good things may take a little sacrifice but I would make it up to you ten fold...I promise !"

Uh..no car, have to pick him up at his house where he can't host because of a roommate....is this kid even 18? Ha! He wanted to meet at a "neutral" place like a hotel or MY house...neutral! Really Dude? Did ya even read a portion of the profile? Lololol..the whole thing was classic...

Oakland TN
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Well, Leeza, thank you very much. You seem to be quite a hottie yourself!!!! I LOVE your brain & penis statement! Guess that's true, but I'm willing to bet you'd have more to offer! ;)

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Well, Naughty, I don't blame the guy for trying... you're smokin' hot!

The main problem is that men have a brain and a penis, but only enough blood to operate one at a time! ;^)

Gibsonia PA
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Got a message this morning from xxxxxnineincher......(sent with close up pic of his cock, of course) "Hey babe, wouldn't you love to get on your knees & suck my huge cock? I want to see how good you are at giving head." Well....you're never going to know! Why do guys think that just because they have a big cock that women are going to bow down to them? Nope, it takes much more for this girl......starting with BRAINS!

Picayune MS
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Well, Babe, looks like somebody's gonna get some.

Danville VT
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TB - awwww is right, that was so sweet. And true if I might say!

Jacksonville FL
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lol seriously within 30 minutes of changing our profile to read that we are on break until after the first of the year I get an email that says

"taking a break?" WTF??

Louisville KY
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I like to watch and if you talk dirty I'll join in....

Louisville KY
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let's just say that the combination of your haiku and your heinee get me all worked up

Danville VT
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