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Why don't we get all these weird emails ?

UNLESS, we are the weirdos .... Hmmmm,,,,lol

Philadelphia PA
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Just received this one...

**I would like to join you two and see how pleasurable sex and sexual acts can be with experiences mates.**

"They" are from Indiana (closer to KY than MI), and the person sending the email doesn't think "she" can get her partner to join in.

We've been spammed for the first time!!! HUZZAH!!!

Long Beach CA
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I think it's Pennsylvania - and I believe there are some other lovely ladies and charming couples to add to the mix.

Pittsburgh PA
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Babe and Scandle, any guesses as to the midway point between us is? Wherever that is, let's us three spend a week there, eh?

Danville VT
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Babe, no, it absolutely is NOT a bad thing is this context. The compliment I gave you earlier today in another thread still stands. You rock! :^D

Sheboygan Falls WI
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Babe!!! No, you are a very GOOD thing. Emphasis on the good, of course. Have missed you.

Danville VT
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You are wicked, Babe, truly wicked! LOL!

Sheboygan Falls WI
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He emailed me with "Tex me have*******." & this is what his profile looks like. No wonder he hasn't had any luck, poor feller can't read or write obviously.

We Are Looking For: some one to met and just have fun and no bull.some one how loves the water and new thang and esant scart to tray new thang.and can for give my spiling i dont mind linring new theng hope to met for fun call

Description : big barly man how want to have fun.i work a lot and dont have time to kip up what al the bul but net to have a good relas and hope to now i now that thas mite be a good start. but i am a night oul

Jasper FL
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Someone tried to start a chat with me last night but before accepting, I read his profile...gasp, can you imagine? He clearly stated that he liked all body types except super size BBWs.

I declined his chat request and sent a brief email -- "You must not have read my profile as I am a ssbbw. Good luck to you. Holly"

He wrote back - "i dont mind ssbbws"

Boy that made my panties wet. "don't mind"... mmmm... hot... I feel sooo desired.

I wrote back - "Perhaps you should re-read your own profile " and his response was - "that was made along time ago can we please meet? "

Seriously? He thinks I'm going to jump from his profile stating he doesnt like my body type to meeting him in person because it was written a "long time ago"? In other words, he hasnt found anyone willing to meet his Free, No pics, self and so he's willing to tolerate ssbbw in his quest for pussy.

Hello no

Pittsburgh PA
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Holly,

I bet your responses would be even more entertaining :-)

Emeryville CA
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