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TOPIC: Submit the best lines from your favorite emails on sls
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Great thread. This should be mandatory reading for single males.
Itailins? Meat? Maybe he was talking about a cold cut sub? ;^) |
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Holly, I am seriously considering busting his balls on that, lol.
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I've had those too...though one of my favorites was an email that was clearly written for a couple (no or single lady...lol). I wrote him back and busted his balls a bit. He responded thinking it was funny and, of course, still thought I should meet him.
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Just received from a single male:
"Looking forward to meet a single Lady or a newbie friendly couple [...] Let me know if you wanna have some fun". Do I look like "a single lady OR a couple"...? Another mass e-mail crap. Yes, I wanna have some fun... But not with you, lol. |
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Sounds like someone to block to me... I don't block very many people... only the creepy, stalker types.
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Just received this:
Dear holly, I sent u an im about a month ago and something came up. If you are still interested in meeting im me and we can go from there. Would love to go out for a drink or two. Seems innocent enough... Except, he emailed me two months ago and I politely turned him down and explained why I wasn't interested. He then emailed me three more times asking to see me, ending each email with "U WONT BE DISAPPOINTED". I didn't respond to any of those emails and now emails like we're old buddies and it was just a quirk of fate that we haven't met yet. LOL |
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Just received, from a single male, free member, no pictures:
"I'd love to have you sit on my face." Not if I can't see the face, lol. 0 points for writing style, but he gets a little credit for spelling :) |
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Panama City Beach FL |
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A single man's Tagline:
"its like fuck.im tired of all.the bull on this site if ur on here and dont wNt to hook up then just." Wow! That's the positive attitude that will attract the women ;-) |
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Visalia CA |
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Mario, a poster in one of these threads has used words like "butterface" and "substandard" to describe the women he will fuck if it means he gets laid at the end of the day, if there's nothing "better" in the lineup.
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Belle Chasse LA |
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I like my play dates to be picky... it means I'm not "substandard" and just a pitty-fuck ;-)
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