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I just got a "message" with a blank subject line and nothing in the email. From a couple with a Bi female (I'm very straight, say so in my profile) who lives at least 4 hours away. The picture attached was of the female.

Visalia CA
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Subject line: I'm so horny

Complete message: fuck me

Response: are you right-handed? learn to type with your left. problem solved.

S Pasadena FL
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single male replies........i just put bi on my profile to scare couples off.......lmao

Williamsburg VA
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20 y.o. sm free member : "interested in a very young man? " Me: "can you read? " He: "yes. Sorry. Had to at least try" Aww!!!

Mcallen TX
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flirtitude is good!

Mcallen TX
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Caveman here Kibb. Not a Neanderthal but I'm pretty sure they are extinct but the next best thing. All muscle, no brain and full of flirtitude.

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Wolf never disappoints.

New Orleans LA
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Mongo like

Burleson TX
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I got a doozy today. SM, free of course, no pics {is this a checklist or what? }, been on here several years but no certs. Longish birdie about how he thought we would be a good match, i should read his profile and blah blah blah let's IM, etc

Well I read the damned thing. ...I don't know how I stayed awake through the whole thing. It was a dissertation on communication. My reply was comparatively brief. Want interested in lectures on trivialities and Thanks but no thanks. .....damn! Where's me a nice Neanderthal that can just drag me off by the hair of my head afer all that?

Mcallen TX
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Email from 50's something couple, subject line "Magnificent Tits" message says "I love those tits". REALLY? That is all you have? I mean, YEAH, state the obvious, but hell at their age you'd think they'd have a better line than that

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