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My answer to messages that reflect they clearly didn't bother to read my profile: Hooked on Phonics, dude.

OT: got a message today from a free local "couple" profile, with no pics of course. It read "I am new to this would you like to meet for drinks?" My answer: is this the yellow Gumby or the green Gumby talking?

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NJNY, I am a firm believer that those who send those emails do not read the profile and blindly send those notes based on profile pictures. I just got an email earlier today from a guy that all his pictures look great, good looking guy, much younger than my desired age and would be a traveler which in my profile I stated to traveling men, and he completely ignored that he is much much younger than my tastes.

I simply replied back saying I found my guy as my profile states and not currently looking and I know he got my reply, but he has decided to ignore it. I think as ladies we just have to agree that we will have to deal with a lot of bad to get the few good.

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in a rather amusing twist, i updated my profile to say not currently looking for single men.

and....a flurry of more than the usual messages from previously unknown single men.

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@ VA; i wonder if i should post a pic of just one leg? ha.

@ froggy: a big *smooch* to you, thank ya darlin. i do work hard on these legs.

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@VA, in my considered "expert" opinion, having perved NJNY's pics I believe that it would be entirely normal for a male to suffer from decreased oxygenated blood flow to the brain after having glimpsed her gams . . . IJS

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Maybe he was talking about (both of) your legs?

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from a single male who obviously cut & pasted the message:

"Hi there! How are you both? Your profile caught my attention. Wondering if you would like to connect, I'm sure we would vibe. Let me know."

(JW when i became a couple. hmph.)

--that was an auto reply (no thank you)

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OK, I never thought I would be writing on this topic. I go a msg from a SM over 5,500 miles away a d I this k it was for someone else. It said "Sorry, I have no interest". Now I have never written his so I replied "Your Loss".

Keep in mind I'm very straight, I checked mail history and it's gone so I'm sure he blocked me.

I thought that was very funny.

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Y'know, I'm SO glad that I stopped leading off emails with "If I were a carpenter, would you let me nail you?" I kept getting responses like "something something you're gonna get poleaxed something something". I mean really. A poleaxe isn't even used for woodworking......

Yeah, sorry folks. I'm utterly incapable of taking anything seriously.

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Here is one from today.

"I would like to know you. May I ?"

~Scamp

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