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Apparently I didn't block quick enough:

"Well I don't think so. You look like a hot milf. Are you looking for any fun ? "

Good for a Thursday chuckle

Clemmons NC
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From a 28 yr old this evening

Hey how are you ! I'm young and exotic.

My response: well, I'm old and worn out

Clemmons NC
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This one is actually a good story.

Got a message with subject line "OCMD". For those not on east coast that is Ocean City MD

The message itself was written very well, was very polite, and he included a photo and his first name.

I replied that he was much younger than I am looking for and he apologized for that, and have written back and forth and he actually asked me for some helpful tips. I gave him what works for me but pointed out what is right for me is not right for everyone and recommended he join in the forums.

I would say this SM has lots of promise.

Bethany Beach DE
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*snort*

geniuses!

Bridgewater NJ
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While we were travelling we received an email from a married couple with an email address attached asking us to trade pictures. We wrote back and told them we did not trade pictures. They wrote back "Then why are you on this sight?"

Greenville TX
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That's a bit better than the one LR showed me yesterday:

"I have the up most respect for strong single woman."

New Orleans LA
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""I got'z a bid dick, lets fuck"."

Maybe you were supposed to bid on it? Instead of money, bid how much time you would spend doing oral, anal or just plain old fucking?

I guess blocking him WAS your bid. lol

~scamp

New Orleans LA
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I got an E-mail from a SM this morning who is a free member 3+ years with no pictures, the minimum you can put on a profile, no certifications, blank subject line, and the message: "I got'z a bid dick, lets fuck".

My reply, deleted and blocked.

I think he meant to write a "big" dick, can't even sent a correct message.

Bethany Beach DE
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e mail from free member "couple" -- more than a year on the site, no certs, no pics, three sentence profile, no subject, text of message:

"wanna play"

~delete

Bridgewater NJ
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PCP I think you look very nice honey ,shame on them people

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