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This guy was visiting from out of state.

Burleson TX
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Darn. I TOLD MR.Sexus to use spellcheck!

San Antonio TX
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Just received:

" I like ur profile n wud like to play with you. Male half is in town and can play on Thrusday evening. We hv 2 certs on our profile. Also wife knows about it and has no issues. Let me know. Text for pics "

Granted gives his cell number. Geez. What a maroon.

Burleson TX
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Just in. 20 something SM informed me I was hot and then said "kisses to the Mrs."

My reply:" kisses to the Mrs."???? WTF dude. Hooked on Phonics. What part of SF equals Mrs.? Yes, I was having a Ms. Muffy moment.

Mcallen TX
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From a SM who lives 4 hours away... this was in the subject line, nothing in the body: "I need to make love"

My reply: Then you need to find someone to fall in love with

Visalia CA
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"Love your profile"

"Thanks"

Danville VT
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"Nice to meet u will u come to hong kong?"

yeah, let me drop everything for a newly-minted free profile with no pictures and barely any info in the content of the profile to boot. Hmmm....let me ponder a bit and get back to you on that. {As IF!}

Mcallen TX
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"I really like your profile. "

oh did you really like the part where we are not looking for new play partners?

Louisville KY
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I know... I have to explain that the Group Invitations I send out are not personal a lot... so much so that I created a Quick Reply.

Visalia CA
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Careful whatcha say there. Thew are some dudes that are absolutely convinced that if you so much as reply to a birdie message, you're encouraging them to want to fuck you.

Mcallen TX
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