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TOPIC: Submit the best lines from your favorite emails on sls
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Hey, I quit completely cold turkey, to impress someone... It is doable, you can do it too! Imagine, how you would impress her!
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Panama City Beach FL |
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This is from a couple, but I assume and hope it was the wife.
"I don't do smokers, but I just had to say I think you are hot." Really! The pic of her ass is amazing. I'm quitting today. |
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Memphis TN |
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Lol! Hey, if there is a will there is a way!
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Panama City Beach FL |
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Babe, I was implying you, Lost and Scincy! Shot me down again.
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Memphis TN |
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A line from a single guy's profile:
"Lookin a for good time with no more than three females" Please note the "no more than three" requirement, lol. All I wanted to say was, "Good luck finding one, let alone three!" |
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Panama City Beach FL |
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This is another gem from a single guy...
"...Can you open your pics for me? I opened mine for you..... " |
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Jasper FL |
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A tagline from a couple: "looking for fun not weird stuff"
No weird stuff, like having sex with someone you aren't married to WITH your husband's consent... and maybe even with him in the room and watching ;-) |
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Visalia CA |
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"I am going to the American Legion Post 57 in Jacksonville tonight. Pull in by the huey helicopter parked on the hill; it's located directly across from The Rocket barbque restaurant, and it has a It is Karokoe Night and I'm going to attempt to sing "Dancing With Myself" by: Billy Idol~ Well, I am sure you will recognize me, but just in case I will have black pants, a nice shirt, and tie."
This from a single mail we've never communicated with lol.......ummm seriously is this your way of an invitation to meet ???? Ey Gads ! Mrs Sav |
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Weaver AL |
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I know, right?
Anyway, I just could not help myself and wrote a smart ass response to my last mass email crap. Did not hear back, lol. |
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Panama City Beach FL |
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Great thread. This should be mandatory reading for single males.
Itailins? Meat? Maybe he was talking about a cold cut sub? ;^) |
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Daniels MD |
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