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Thursday got a note from a guy in CT: "how r u". I decided to write back and I wrote a book in reply same day. He finally wrote back, "have a nice life". I guess hearing my worries and negative spin on most single male had him rethink sending me a message.

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"i'll check my schedule and let you know asap"

...three days ago.

yuh huh.

Bridgewater NJ
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? Is that the email that you received or are you just letting us all know? Perhaps you posted in the wrong thread?

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single male

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allib: nice to see you! :-*

on topic: this morning a SM from ohio reached out to see if i'd be interested in meeting.

um....thanks, but....no.

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This is too good not to share.

Message titled "strap on". "I'm looking for a woman expected with a strap on."

Yeah, good luck with that. And it's not that I don't have a strap on, or know how to use it.

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Got an email today from a SM. He said that although he wasn't a cocksucker, and bi, he would let me suck him off, if my wife watched and he got some "of her pussy". I mailed him back and told him, she didn't play any more and it sounded to me ,like he would prostitute himself, just to get pussy. That's pretty hard up to me. Deleted him

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Love to eat you

You would? The Mrs wants me to experiment but I am not willing to do that. She said it would be hot to watch. :-/ Sorry, ain't happening. Good luck in your search.

;-)

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"The fool is in the tub where you can see his member in front of his face."

...and you didn't respond with, "Dear DickFace..."? For a moment, I thought, opportunity lost, but he or a reasonably fuxcimile will be back at it soon enough.

I'm so happy I no longer send out emails like that. It's good to be mature, I guess. Happy too that my boy Tigg is pounding the keyboard, if nothing else.

Tigg, I'm due for a trip to visit my Mass-hole relatives. Clams? Lobster? ...Crown?

BT

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NJNY, that sounds to me like advice that could go in a new thread. We already have advice to single men, advice to "unicorn hunters," advice for seniors, advice to single women, etc. How about "Advice to the married man playing alone."

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