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chozen, you might want to take your bar for SM to 0 if you really don't have interest in SM's as you indicate at the bottom of your profile over and over. The bars indicate you you have the same interest levels in SM, SF and couples.

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I guess the SM has decided that it's just SOOOO not fair to him. ...I mean you {ooops!} That he doesn't have any opportunity to get his pecker....I mean hands..... on the Mrs.

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This the best ones by most single men its not right why he gets mfm and u can't get mfm tell him if u if he don't give u mfm u going 2 stop swinging

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This from a tame couple in Missouri today. No pic,minimal text in the profile

"I love lady 50-60 years old. wife is so sexy. eager to have a time with your couple."

Say, what??

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I'm laughing my ass off at all the emails we are getting saying "great profile", seriously??

Louisville KY
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OK, this is a "conversation" over that past week or so, with a little 20-something dude.

he: "H<span style="font-family:times new roman,serif; font-size:10pt">ow are you today? I am doing good. Have vacation all week. Hope to hear from yall. Take care. </span>"

me: "<span style="font-family:times new roman,serif; font-size:10pt">Y'all is plural....? </span>" and then "fine"

he: " <span style="font-family:times new roman,serif; font-size:10pt">Well I'm gald yout fine. What plans you have for the weekend? </span>"

me: "<span style="font-family:times new roman,serif; font-size:10pt">family and working </span>"

he: "<span style="font-family:times new roman,serif; font-size:10pt; line-height:115%; mso-ansi-language:EN-US; mso-bidi-language:AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language:EN-US"><font color="#000000">Ah ok. Well pretty busy schedule then uh?."</font></span>

<span style="font-family:times new roman,serif; font-size:10pt; line-height:115%; mso-ansi-language:EN-US; mso-bidi-language:AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language:EN-US"><font color="#000000">me: " </font></span><span style="font-family:times new roman,serif; font-size:10pt">Usually. And I stated that pretty clearly in my profile"</span>

<span style="font-family:times new roman,serif; font-size:10pt">...y'all please tell me I wasn't too rude but hopefully got my point across.</span>

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Adds a whole different meaning to "Nice Dreams"....Maui Wowie , move over. Lol

Mcallen TX
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Dickcicle sounds like something Cheech Chong would have sold out of their ice cream truck.

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Free Willie!

{Sorry, HAD to!} Seriously, though, PG I have had a radical increase in birdies and profile views recently. ... Strange. I guess I really AM having a Pavlovian effect on people.....hmmmmm.....

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They are called dickcicles, BT. It sounds like a joke, but I have come close to frostbite there during a long ski over a frozen lake. I actually had to stuff a mitten in my pants to save my willey.

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