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TOPIC: Submit the best lines from your favorite emails on sls
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JC66, Yuengling?? Great beer... Do y'all do airport pick-ups? ;-)

Boston MA
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Just received this little gem yesterday...

"Id love to play with you. Im in (insert town here). Going through divorce. No car. Come get me text me (insert phone number here)

Yes, we are that hard up to get laid, that we now offer pick up service at your door. We will have you picked up, brought to a motel of your choice. Once there you can have your way with the lady for the afternoon. When you are done, we will take you to a restaurant of your choice and feed you(kids menu only). And to top off the afternoon, we will drop you off at your house with a complimentary 12 pack of Yuengling lager.

I have to admit, aside from the email we got a while back from a gentleman who wanted to use my wife's ass to rest his beer on while he "tapped dat azz", this one sorta did make me laugh.

Shamokin PA
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Constant, a great example of why not all that is true should be said.

Danville VT
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This has to be one of the unbelieveable emails we have recieved. From a Single Male, 3000 miles away in California ! ********************************************** For 60 of my 77 years, I have been a connoisseur of women's asses, and Yours is one of the finest i have seen. Caressable,kissableand lickable. MMMMMGOOD !! Lar

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Like your costume Holly!

Gibsonia PA
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"Just wanted to say hi. Wish you were interested in me and you having sex while Barb watches. I havent had a BBW in quite some time. XXXXX"

I just have to wonder why a man would think that email would make me have any desire to meet them??

Pittsburgh PA
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TB - where did he want you to visit?

Me, I'd happily visit the Leezas

Pittsburgh PA
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Hey guys i'm a good looking straight man who had one bi experience but more importantly i have a cute "curious" girlfriend who is looking for her first experience we have pics via e-mail and i find ur profile fascinating and ur pics sexy thanks XXX and XXXX ________aol dot com

uhm, OK...well, no, not really

Gibsonia PA
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TB - Dang!

Jacksonville FL
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Brokejaw is well known in the chatroom community as a complete crackpot, or maybe crackhead. He is invariably iggied by all immediately and is almost always voted out of every room he (or she) enters. Many of us believe that he has been banned from SLS altogether. SB. sorry that you had to be touched by that fool, but know it for what it is.

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