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Jenna, You and I have a mutual friend who speaks very highly of you. I might consider the $250. :-))) But not to some "Young" girl that I know nothing about that's obviously trying to pull my strings. LOL

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Had been talking to this younger girl (SF) recently (so her profile says...43 y/o). A business woman who travels allot. She lives in Dallas.(so her profile says) A long ways from me. She is going to Thailand to buy precious stones for her business. She said I seem like a cool guy. We chatted for a while. She ask me to send her $100 so she could buy a chip phone to stay in touch with me while in Thailand. Ahhhhh. Nope!!!!! There are flackey women on here just like there are shit hole men. I guess it comes with the territory. :-/

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Or maybe they thought you were psychos...I mean psychics.

~rabbit~

New Orleans LA
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they may just figure you are geniuses.

;-)~

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That would have been useful information to share in their email.

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...maybe they're planning a trip to your area sometime in the not too distant future?

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Someone from Colorado just emailed and asked if we're interested in meeting.

???

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subject: hi

full content of message: (phone number)

oh-tay

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Thank you. I used a plain ol' online translator, so I wouldn't know the difference.

I could be a real dick and just throw back a bunch of Spanish words I do know - "Dos taquitos por favor... burrito, burro, chimichanga... ariba!"

Mexican menus and Speedy Gonzales taught me everything I need to know.

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I think the proper reply should be "no estamos" if you want to use the right verb (estar, which is for temporary conditions like feelings, rather than ser, which reflects permanent states like careers, nationality or mental illness)... for future reference. ;-)

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