Help
FORUMS › General Discussions › Games › Submit the best lines from your favorite emails on sls
TOPIC: Submit_the_best_lines_from_your_favorite_emails_on_sls
« Prev  1 ...  71.1  72.1  73.1  74.1  75.1  76.1  77.1  78.1  79.1  80.1  ... 260  Next »
752 to 761 of 2597
User Details are only visible to members.
First e-mail from couple, the entire message:

Love the pictures Very Sexy !!!!! Would we be asking to much to see the rest of your pictures?

Oak Ridge NC
Username hidden
(4784 posts)
User Details are only visible to members.
A couple contacts us Friday night and we said we wouldn't be a good match and thanked them for the email. Their reply back was "your loss". Just as classy as we thought they were.

Dallas GA
Username hidden
(2833 posts)
User Details are only visible to members.
kelly, have him contact us. We need some rooms painted.

Thornton CO
Username hidden
(4041 posts)
User Details are only visible to members.
from a SM half way across the country ". . . I have a 12” long tongue, and I can breathe thru my ears."

Oh how to resist LMSAO

Oak Ridge NC
Username hidden
(4784 posts)
User Details are only visible to members.
*snort*

good one, tramp.

Bridgewater NJ
Username hidden
(17032 posts)
User Details are only visible to members.
On second thought...

This may have been a full-grown Vam*perv you were dealing with! :^O

LIKE his vampire cousin, the vamperv has no reflection on a barhroom mirror; hence, impossible to have pics for this site.

UNLIKE his vampire cousin, the vamperv only comes out in the daylight. Lunch break time is best, when the sun is high.

But...

When showdows begin to emmerge (around 3 pm or so) the vamperv is running short on time. The BMW he took for a test ride will soon turn into a mini van.

So, if you get that rare opportunity to meet in the Walmart parking lot, it's nice if you've been considerate and already removed all undergarments.

Time will be of the essence!

Tramp

Alpharetta GA
Username hidden
(474 posts)
User Details are only visible to members.
Ms NJ, your photo is hot and all, but...

You know you're gonna have to really step up your game if you ever want to snag one of those elusive "Uni-Cons." ;^ Tramp

Alpharetta GA
Username hidden
(474 posts)
User Details are only visible to members.
last night got a message from a zero picture couple: "great profile"

i replied "thank you"

i got a message back, essentially dude says he and his wife play separately he would give me his cell it's all cool.

**red flags all over the place**

i send back the standard no thank you good luck.

the funny part?

dude writes back: no problem i am very selective probably would have passed anyway if we had met.

ohhhh-tayyyyyy spanky.

Bridgewater NJ
Username hidden
(17032 posts)
User Details are only visible to members.
Yup, the message was sent to me this morning and I did reply questioning his separation while his profile still shows couple and We this and We that.

Username hidden
(199 posts)
User Details are only visible to members.
LittleDemon - perhaps recently means "this morning".

Windermere FL
Username hidden
(28583 posts)
« Prev  1 ...  71.1  72.1  73.1  74.1  75.1  76.1  77.1  78.1  79.1  80.1  ... 260  Next »
752 to 761 of 2597
TOPIC: Submit the best lines from your favorite emails on sls
This site does not contain sexually explicit images as defined in 18 U.S.C. 2256.
Accordingly, neither this site nor the contents contained herein are covered by the record-keeping provisions of 18 USC 2257(a)-(c).
Disclaimer: This website contains adult material. You must be over 18 to enter or 21 where applicable by law.
All Members are over 18 years of age.
Terms of Use | Privacy Policy
 
Copyright © 1998-2016 DashBoardHosting, LLC. All Rights Reserved.