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I think the proper reply should be "no estamos" if you want to use the right verb (estar, which is for temporary conditions like feelings, rather than ser, which reflects permanent states like careers, nationality or mental illness)... for future reference. ;-)

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Single male, no pics, bi, middle-aged.... basically everything we don't want.

On top of that, he doesn't appear to speak English.

"hola meinteresa conocerte "

On top of that, he doesn't appear to speak Spanish either, since he couldn't be bothered to break "meinteresa" into the two words it's made of.

(nearly Spanglish translation: Hi I'm interested to know you"

"hola. no somos" - "hi. we're not."

Windermere FL
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this one cracked me up.

first contact from a young SM

"Hey there I'm available now if you are interested. my pic is below."

sure!

(delete)

Bridgewater NJ
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(the pic wuz so hawt i had ta go perv....erm....check it out.)

Bridgewater NJ
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@swinginsinger: I'm with jenna....(another) Damnit girl!

(How dare you laugh at me, then go and change to a hot ass pic like that 2 days later!)

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Alpharetta GA
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"I'm saying what the fuck and where the fuck."

I just love it when you talk dirty! Damnit jennagirl!

Tramp

Alpharetta GA
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Lol tramp

Fort Lauderdale FL
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Like in the movie, "Cool Hand Luke", "We have a failure to communicate". Tough communications here.

Thornton CO
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From a guy this morning:

hi

i looking for a couple to have fun together

My reply:

You're in luck, we're already having fun together, search no more.

Tramp

Alpharetta GA
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First e-mail from couple, the entire message:

Love the pictures Very Sexy !!!!! Would we be asking to much to see the rest of your pictures?

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