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AGAIN. "We love your profile and would like to get to know you"

What was your favorite part about our profile? The part right at the beginning where it says we are not seeking new playmates? Or the part where it says Pirate girl is going to be out of action for several months?

Seriously WTF? Maybe our new default picture should be a crotch shot with a "closed for business" sign.

Louisville KY
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A follow up to my post from last week. We got a reply to our message:

"What's the next step"

I replied:

"ok"

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Oooooo!

Mcallen TX
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This one came this morning from a 21 year old kid.

Want a single guy? Can I watch?

I sent a nice no thank you back.

Then I got well can I watch?

Um sure.....try watching cartoon network.

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just got one from the male half of a couple wanting to know if we wanted to meet up this week while he is in town visiting. Ummm did you read the first two lines of our profile? No.

Louisville KY
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We got an email from another couple. The entire email was:

"I like this"

I replied:

"ok"

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My favorite was.......

"u want sum dik"

Ringgold GA
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Kibs it made me laugh and go more OCD on the house and our pics! Sometimes it does not pay to be polite.

Los Angeles CA
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Ewwww! To think he's wanna meet them anyway and that you'd be willing to meet him knowing that about him!

Mcallen TX
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Him- Nice profile. You seem like cool people and I love the certs. I found them a bit sleazy & the house keeping not so good. Wanna meet?

Me- Huh?

Him - opps wrong people

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