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Yeah. The 20 somethings hit me with that and they want me to "teach them". Oh HELL to the no! If they ain't already housebroke, I'll just run their nose in it and put them outside.

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888 I don't know how to take that really LOL thank you sweetie

Ronkonkoma NY
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Inez, you do look good...........................

For a woman your age.

:-D

Charles Town WV
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"I'm really into older women" ,Well thank you for reminding me of that , you fucking nipple head

Ronkonkoma NY
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Yeah, those crack me up, too...then i hit delete

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e-mail - "Hi how you doing, my name is ____ and I would like to get to know you guys if it is ok with both parties."

Is there anything about my profile that says I am a couple......I think not !!

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Girls night!!!!!

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I have not gotten a bad email in a while but this came in today;

No Subject, message read; Lets fuck. No picture open and I replied back asking if he had a picture. You never know, guy just may not have a clue.

Picture did not match his description at all. I replied how old was that picture.

His reply was he blocked me. My thought is the lying fool did me a favor. Why guys can't be honest and truthful never fails to amaze me.

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OK now let's get back on topic before this thread turns into The Estrogen Diaries.

My favorite line from an SLS email I received is, "I'm sorry if I offended you". I received this in an email randomly without ever having pointed out a flaw, a mistake, or misstep on the part of the sender. Like Gee do you think you said something that offended me? If you proofread your emails before you send them that might save your ass from a moment. It's kind of an admission that you failed to proofread and you offended me at the same time with something you wrote that was regrettable.

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That would sound like fun.

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