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...maybe they're planning a trip to your area sometime in the not too distant future?

Bridgewater NJ
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Someone from Colorado just emailed and asked if we're interested in meeting.

???

Windermere FL
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subject: hi

full content of message: (phone number)

oh-tay

Bridgewater NJ
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Thank you. I used a plain ol' online translator, so I wouldn't know the difference.

I could be a real dick and just throw back a bunch of Spanish words I do know - "Dos taquitos por favor... burrito, burro, chimichanga... ariba!"

Mexican menus and Speedy Gonzales taught me everything I need to know.

Windermere FL
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I think the proper reply should be "no estamos" if you want to use the right verb (estar, which is for temporary conditions like feelings, rather than ser, which reflects permanent states like careers, nationality or mental illness)... for future reference. ;-)

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Single male, no pics, bi, middle-aged.... basically everything we don't want.

On top of that, he doesn't appear to speak English.

"hola meinteresa conocerte "

On top of that, he doesn't appear to speak Spanish either, since he couldn't be bothered to break "meinteresa" into the two words it's made of.

(nearly Spanglish translation: Hi I'm interested to know you"

"hola. no somos" - "hi. we're not."

Windermere FL
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this one cracked me up.

first contact from a young SM

"Hey there I'm available now if you are interested. my pic is below."

sure!

(delete)

Bridgewater NJ
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(the pic wuz so hawt i had ta go perv....erm....check it out.)

Bridgewater NJ
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@swinginsinger: I'm with jenna....(another) Damnit girl!

(How dare you laugh at me, then go and change to a hot ass pic like that 2 days later!)

Tramp

Alpharetta GA
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"I'm saying what the fuck and where the fuck."

I just love it when you talk dirty! Damnit jennagirl!

Tramp

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