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"You are a goddess....."

First line of a recent email that made me smile. :)

Mrs. U

Memphis TN
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subject: hi

message: "im _____ lets meet have some fun"

Bridgewater NJ
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"Hi guys how u been, we r hosing tonight would u like to join us?"

Must be Canadians....

Windermere FL
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LOL@Scamp!

Today SM:

Beautiful Smile! 😉� New to online dating also? What do you think so far?

Charles Town WV
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Lmao

Mcallen TX
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I only sent it to you and rabbit told me I need to apologize

;^D

~scamp

New Orleans LA
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Here's the email in its entirety "Wanna watch me stroke my cock?"

I wonder how many women he sent that to. :P

Seattle WA
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Ya. Got one today from a 20-something bi dude. I tried to be nice, but made it clear that had he read my profile, he woulda known he was very much outside of my preference range.

Mcallen TX
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VABeach - Could not agree with you more. But on the good side it's the bad apples that make the good apples shine. My latest bad apple had nothing in subject line, the message was three words; "this is me". He included a photo of his cock and his profile says he is well hung and thick, well not from what I saw.

My reply, "Ugh, yuck, more like short pencil dick". I really do not expect a reply.

Bethany Beach DE
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I always love the ones from single males " I read your profile...."

No, you didn't. If you did you'd know not to write.

Windermere FL
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