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fun...HUNG shaved and horny...dave For some reason this didn't impress Mrs opmind

Summerville SC
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I saw a woman in a string suit sunning by the pole recently.

OT: "Come on! Meet us for a drink! If I show up and my hot wife isn't with me you can punch me in the face."

-The LAST exchange between myself and a "couple" who reached out via another site.

Negative Ghostrider...

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Please note: typing is NOT my string suit.. please let me know if anyone is in need of a Kibbie to English translator

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OmFg. Message c written in 1st person singular from a couple profile. They had exactly 3 public pocs, and all three boob shots. I politely saris thanks but no thanks, alluding to my gut instinct. He wrote back sarong look again the pics were ooen, but after my reply they were no longer interested based on what i said. I replied nope, there were exactly three pix of boobage open to me, but thank you for confirming my initial gut instinct

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SM: "Hey guy's, how're you? Im new to all this and don't know where to start"

Ahhhhhh! To be a virgin again.............wait......... Even as a virgin, I wasn't that unknowledgeable....lol

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whereisthespot:Is misses available tonight?

reply are you fucking stupid

North Blenheim NY
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So, THAT'S how it works! Send a witty-ass email and score! Wish I'd thought of that.

BT

New Orleans LA
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O-M-G KJ! That is too funny. You know you have to fuck him for such a great email right?

~rabbit~

New Orleans LA
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ROFLOL. good one--thank you for sharing. :-)

Manville NJ
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OMG best EVER e-mail from a young gun:

Oh my god, I never thought I'd see you here! Do you remember me? It's Nick from the bar a few weeks ago. We had a crazy night didn't we? You kept insisting we do shots, which I knew was a bad idea, but I was gone by the end of it. You took me back to your place, and wow, best sex of my life! Unfortunately, I forgot to wear a condom, and....I'm pregnant....

Best laugh ever !!

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