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Got this gem from a SM in Delhi (we are in Philadelphia), "Hello Do u want me to Bang it wife"

Um....?

Philadelphia PA
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Just moments ago:

"Hello there."

From a couple in San Francisco, a zillion miles away.

OK..?

Windermere FL
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@VABeach I think we may have gotten blocked for the same reason. Both of us visited their profile a couple times including messages for a M&G. They hit us up first and wanted to meet. So we made the time and place and got excuses. Then blocked. Oh well......we don't care on ours.....perv away....we aren't spring chickens anymore....but they both had really nice parts that P&C liked!

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You can block people there. I dunno. Maybe they don't know how to use it. I guess they found our viewing their profile to be offensive?

They had a thumbnail of a girl with a killer ass. I can hardly be blamed for clicking on it. I imagine they get a lot of repeat clicks. Are they emailing everyone, or just people they deem to be especially unwelcome?

Click on a picture of a perfect ass? This gets a rebuke from a different kind of "perfect ass"...

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hah.

guess the other place doesn't have the ability to block repeat pervers?

i only resort to that (blocking the repeated pervers) for re-pervers who give me the creeps. not too many.

Bridgewater NJ
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Not on here, mind you, but:

"Stop looking at our profile"

Seriously. I think I've clicked on their profile twice in a month.

No problem, assholes..

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Got one the other day......"Just thought I would say Hi! Love the profile and pictures. Let me know if you would like to chat sometime." we replied thanks for your interests, but we don't think you are a fit for us. He replies back....."thanks for the response. Opened my pictures for you in case you wanted to see what you are missing." I guess he missed the part where we stated in our profile we are not interested in an ego that matches the package.........very very large package lol!

Rialto CA
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@Justme

Perhaps he would prefer a simple one word comment as a courtesy for letting you perve his profile. Like, for example "Yikes!"

Wenatchee WA
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"I love how people look at your profile and don't say anything."

um...?

Dover PA
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The entirety of the message, "Do you have a minute? Name. Xxx-xxx-xxxx".

I guess I'm supposed to call/text the dood and tell him whether or not I have a minute?

Philadelphia PA
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