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Yep NJ, that ought to help. :^(

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OT: We got an interesting invite from a group that prides itself for being exclusively *young* full-swap couples only.

Guess they were looking for chaperones. 8^O

Tramp

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i tweaked again...less dumb/annoying e mails so far.

Bridgewater NJ
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"I am always in your area and would love to make your acquaintance. Text me xxx-xxx-xxxx."

we've talked about this dude in this thread before. it's so obvious he doesn't ever read the profiles.

~delete~

(and Tramp, i'm getting closer & closer to dropping the iron curtain!)

Bridgewater NJ
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From a 69 year old single guy:

"Come to boynton beach to play, free motel. O yeah we have a pool.xx "

I'm sure this would come off as extremely mean, but....

What in our profile would make anyone think that Mrs. VA would to hop in the car and drive 200 miles to go fuck a senior citizen she's never met?

Sean Connery excepted.

Windermere FL
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LMAO, I got the same one this morning when I signed in. Simple solution, blocked.

New Castle DE
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I just got a message from a single guy and his profile is all of like 5 lines. His subject line was; "Yo", his message was; "You want to meet an elusive male Unicorn". After I stopped laughing and cleaning up my coffee I choked up I thought about writing him back. But when I looked at his pictures he so gracefully graced me with (NOT) I decided to simply forget, and block. The one thing that pisses me off most is people who do not read the profile.

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I'd never heard that either.

I'm hoping to make my way back to the marina for a paddling lesson in October.

BT

New Orleans LA
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"paddled the pink canoe"-- that's a new one I have never heard before.

I don't remember seeing that in the Olympic coverage. I wonder if there is a C2 category as well ;)

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"paddled the pink canoe"-- that's a new one I have never heard before.

I don't remember seeing that in the Olympic coverage. I wonder if there is a C2 category as well ;)

Hammonton NJ
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JG, I like your spunk.

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