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LaFrack from one day ago, I just got my Wash DC message that is word for word. I hate blanket emails. Blocked.

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first message from a SM, which reads (in part):

"How are you today? Hope all is going well for you and your loved ones.

My name is xxxxx, a very cool, sweet, clean, classy, sexy, cultured, well endowed, well hung, respectful, respected and respectable gentleman with a splendid and very designed satisfying long, thick and fat juicy mega tool.

I have opened my personal gallery for you so you can take look at the beautiful juicy tool."

he told me he hoped i liked it and signed it "Respectfully"

smh

i hope he isn't disappointed that i am not even going to look before sending the "easy button " reply.

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Katie,

I'm going to go out on a limb, take a flyer, and make the assumption that the "couple" he was referring to were your lovely breasts.

Now, I would never do that...never, but I can understand why he might. Just saying ;-)

BT

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I'm a single female and I get this;

saw your profile, and you seem a very nice couple,

My reply was; Are you for real.

Newark DE
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Lol

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You didn't say me hi?!?

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Lol. Come on now, he didn't reel you in even j7st a little with the kik thing? :^D

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I'm putting this here being I bet this is one of those blanket emails sent to SF, and who knows maybe Couples as well.

From Washington DC;

"I looked your profile, very interested in you. I opened my pics and plz look at my certifies. It will be real fun. If you say ok, just say me hi:) Hope to hear from you. If you not checking your e-mail here often, I can give you my number 571 ### ##37. Also my kik is r*****1####".

My reply to him; Just how many people have you copied and pasted this message to. Not interested.

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Or that...lol

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I told him we didn't owe him and explanation and he replied, "I figured she didn't get the chance to fuck many younger guys". I gave him a bit of an ass-chewing and blocked him. lol

~S~

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