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I get those from time to time. "Flirt with her and buy her some drinks and maybe..." or "Meet us at ABC Bar and seduce my wife"

Um, pass. lol

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Got the following a few days ago...

"trying to surprise girl after work"

Not really a bad line or a good one...just sort of funny. Did he want us to hide in some bushes by his house and jump out when she came home and yell...SURPRISE!!!

Shamokin PA
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Last night I received =

cum pick up the wife and see what happens. we are very bored

Wow, what lady wouldn't want to join them?

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This was in my inbox last night: "hi kibbles, signed on tonight hopng to find some companionship...found myself all the way out in texas without finding any. and now i find myself looking at your photos, and the desire to touch myself was overwhelming, so now i am...i hope you don't mind. yours truly, XXXX" I replied with something about I hope he enjoys himself. Then, I got: " with you as my inspiration, how could i help but enjoy myself? " then "OMG!!, you are GLORIOUS! "....I'm flattered he and Rosie had a good night.

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I did not open for them. I posted a face pic and they saw it. They emailed me. A couple days later at a BBQ they joked about it and actually told me they know some people next time I get to town. I was rather shocked they are on here.

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Lady - how nice of them to be ok with you getting a room for them... Lol. Unbelievable.

Coyote - I'm both amused and horrified that a relative found you and that you opened your pics. Did they?

Pittsburgh PA
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Kibbles, if the email had come from you, even those few words would have piqued my interest!

Sheboygan Falls WI
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Soooo, wanna meet up?

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This one came the other night:

Hey

that was is, so Kip being the smart ass he is sent back

Ho

The return was something along the lines of

WE WANT TO PLAY WITH YOU. CAN YOU HOST? IF NOT YOU CAN GET A ROOM. IT'S OK WITH US.

Ummm no.

Burleson TX
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Oooh, here's something that really catches our attention and makes us feel like they actually read our profile. From a couple, no less: "check us out" That is quite literally all they wrote. ;-(

Makes me just want to pack up the toys and run right over!

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